choffer Posted May 26, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2011 People who adorn their motorbike helmets with novelty attachments. Seen a mohawk and floppy doggy ears today. Nonsense nonsense nonsense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 26, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2011 People who adorn their motorbike helmets with novelty attachments. Seen a mohawk and floppy doggy ears today. Nonsense nonsense nonsense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 26, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2011 My failure to hijack the Downing thread back onto a debate about headlights on German tanks (as started by theunderstudy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Seriously, she hasnt got a cock. Just the one she calls a nose. Horse brasses... what is the purpose of those? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Life imprisonment. Just hang them, gets rid of the tax burden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.I.C.O. Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Dumb expats who always add their tuppence to topical issues in the UK, usually ending their myopic, ignorant, cliche-ridden rant with "...thank god I moved to Canada/USA/Marbella etc etc". Fuckwits. The fact you **** off on a tax-dodge means that your opinion is now worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I had a mate who moved to australia because 'the levels of immigration in this country are getting ridiculous'. Hmmmmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 Kids - tonight being another reminder to myself why I must remain childless - or in fact a bachelor. Because family just can't **** stop trying to get you down, and I don't want to turn into one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Kids - tonight being another reminder to myself why I must remain childless - or in fact a bachelor. Because family just can't **** stop trying to get you down, and I don't want to turn into one of them. I know how you feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Dumb expats who always add their tuppence to topical issues in the UK, usually ending their myopic, ignorant, cliche-ridden rant with "...thank god I moved to Canada/USA/Marbella etc etc". Fuckwits. The fact you **** off on a tax-dodge means that your opinion is now worthless. Yeah, know what you mean, the UK is a right **** mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Nissan **** Micras. I've never seen one yet that's been going at more than 26 **** miles per **** hour. words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 The RHS Chelsea flower show. Who watches this shite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 The RHS Chelsea flower show. Who watches this shite? Old people and pooves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 funnily enough, that answer applies to nissan micra's in a way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 funnily enough, that answer applies to nissan micra's in a way. I'd add women to the mix as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Retired lesbians are the Micra's target market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2011 The RHS Chelsea flower show. Who watches this shite? Old people and pooves I watch it. I hate gardening, and it's only on because the missus absolutely loves it, but I'll admit I find it strangely fascinating. And on the first evening, I am convinced the presenters had one of those bets going on how many innuendos they could work into the show. Alex Kingston: "I love aliums because they are like... BIG BALLS" Joe Swift: "Did you sign a copy of your book for the Queen, Alan?" Titchmarsh: "Oh, she never carries money. Still, I suppose I could have given her one" There were loads and loads of other examples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2011 Retired lesbians are the Micra's target market.I know one of those. I'll have to ask her what she drives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 27, 2011 Author Share Posted May 27, 2011 Salifou leaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 27, 2011 Share Posted May 27, 2011 Salifou leaving. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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