Shillzz Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 This bloke sitting next to me eating a **** banana like a **** 1 year-old leper in a washing machine fighting a tiger. This, a million times. Maybe more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 13, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2011 I remember being set an essay at 'O' level, the title of which went something like: "They **** you up your mum and dad. Discuss, with reference to Shaffer's Equus.""With reference to Fred and Rose West" would probably have been nearer the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Having to do a factory reset on your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I remember being set an essay at 'O' level, the title of which went something like: "They **** you up your mum and dad. Discuss, with reference to Shaffer's Equus.""With reference to Fred and Rose West" would probably have been nearer the mark. Our head of English using that reference in 1987 might have been rather worrying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 13, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 13, 2011 Kate would still get it up the wrong 'un, even if she was still crying Eh? I thought all women cried during sex. The ones I've had sex with all did. :?:Struggle snuggles don't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Kate would still get it up the wrong 'un, even if she was still crying Eh? I thought all women cried during sex. The ones I've had sex with all did. :?: It's the mace that does it. Kinky **** always try to use it on me, little do they know I'm immune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 13, 2011 Author Share Posted May 13, 2011 I remember being set an essay at 'O' level, the title of which went something like: "They **** you up your mum and dad. Discuss, with reference to Shaffer's Equus.""With reference to Fred and Rose West" would probably have been nearer the mark. Our head of English using that reference in 1987 might have been rather worrying. He's ITK. :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 the fact that i came on here to moan about the mccanns only to find out that im late so ill moan about the traffic in kiddy tonight, ive never seen a smash on the motorway effect my stourbridge/kiddy route home, glad i left at 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Referring to a boat or something as 'she' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Clive **** Tyldesley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 The dishwasher has ruined my Jari Litmanen mug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted May 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2011 My desktop PC has been lying dormant for a few months following a virus and age catching upto it meaning a clean install of Windows. I'd forgotten that, due a previous brainfart it had, I'd installed a new mobo that I'd picked up from a PC fair (it's a 939 one which at the time were rare as hens teeth as nobody had used them for 3 years - the fair was about the only place I could get one for unextortionate prices) that had been cannabalised from a production PC (a Hewlett Packard as it turns out) and required some drivers to be found. Typically, I forgot to note down these drivers, especially the network one. I turn on the PC today to try and fix it, and Windows wants activating. But the network driver isn't there, and I'm not ringing up Microsoft to re-activate an XP install. So I've spent all day trying to find out what the network adapter is, which I think I've discovered, but no driver seems to do the trick to get it work. I've now got a hand that hurts from punching the PC in sheer frustration. I've been running the thing off of a Knoppix boot disc to try and crack this problem, and even that hasn't really helped. Guess it'll be mothballed for another couple of months. Soon enough it'll jut be easier to cannablise the 5 year old thing and start again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Football. In one calendar year I've seen Holland miss out on the World cup because of that joke Howard Webb, Houllier and McAllister destroy Villa, the scum winning the League Cup and now Citeh have finally bought their way to hollow 'success'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Football. In one calendar year I've seen Holland miss out on the World cup because of that joke Howard Webb, Houllier and McAllister destroy Villa, the scum winning the League Cup and now Citeh have finally bought their way to hollow 'success'. Err..Holland didn't miss out on the world cup because of Howard Webb, they missed out because they were not as good as Spain. In fact it was thanks to Webb that they weren't playing with 10 men when DeJong should have been sent off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Internet broke. Still is in fact, not that annoying, until I get a letter saying that my uni accommodation offer expired and therefore I have to find some other accommodation. Great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Football. In one calendar year I've seen Holland miss out on the World cup because of that joke Howard Webb, Houllier and McAllister destroy Villa, the scum winning the League Cup and now Citeh have finally bought their way to hollow 'success'. Err..Holland didn't miss out on the world cup because of Howard Webb, they missed out because they were not as good as Spain. In fact it was thanks to Webb that they weren't playing with 10 men when DeJong should have been sent off... And after that incident Webb gave Spain every little decision, which is why Spain started going to ground more often than they normally do. Not to mention Puyol should have been sent off later in the match for taking Robben from behind on his way to goal (he was already on a yellow). The attack that Spain scored from shouldn't have happened as the ball clearly went out for a corner, not a goal kick, and I believe Affellay was also fouled during that attack but again, nothing given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 But de Jong should have been sent off. Had Howard done the job, holland would have played with 10 most the match which I imagine is a lot more difficult than getting a fee 50/50 decisions not going your way and incidents such as 'puyol should have been sent off' would not then have happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 14, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 14, 2011 Internet broke. Still is in fact, not that annoying, until I get a letter saying that my uni accommodation offer expired and therefore I have to find some other accommodation. Great. Phone them up on Monday, they'll probably still have places left anyway. Though having said that Halls of Residence are shit anyway. Crap food, no peace and quiet and just like the rest of the population 50% full of twunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Internet broke. Still is in fact, not that annoying, until I get a letter saying that my uni accommodation offer expired and therefore I have to find some other accommodation. Great. Phone them up on Monday, they'll probably still have places left anyway. Though having said that Halls of Residence are shit anyway. Crap food, no peace and quiet and just like the rest of the population 50% full of twunts Yeah but first year, good to get to know people and easy to get to classes when don't drive, will move out 2nd year, plan to ring them up on Monday Thing is, looking through my emails, I cant find the one offering me the place. I did apply for the halls that actually look nice and not the shite ones, hope I ain't missed out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 From going to my mates halls, I have found that the nicer places contain pretentious, boring tossers, whereas the shit ones are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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