Ingram85 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just doing the last of my Xmas food shopping in edgbaston aldi and all the way round I kept bumping into his mini hitler of a manager who just kept giving her staff a hard time non stop. How can you go through life being such a miserable little bitch? I’d tell her where to go Day one if I worked there. The ironic part was as I was packing up there was a sign on the window saying Best National Employer of 2017 or something like that, bet the staff at edgbaston don’t think so with that horrible little witch strolling around. Word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Just doing the last of my Xmas food shopping in edgbaston aldi and all the way round I kept bumping into his mini hitler of a manager who just kept giving her staff a hard time non stop. How can you go through life being such a miserable little bitch? I’d tell her where to go Day one if I worked there. The ironic part was as I was packing up there was a sign on the window saying Best National Employer of 2017 or something like that, bet the staff at edgbaston don’t think so with that horrible little witch strolling around. Word removed. A bit of discipline never hurt anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 That's one for the 'Things I Don't Get' thread BDSM / S&M etc. I couldn't think of anything less erotic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Xela said: That's one for the 'Things I Don't Get' thread BDSM / S&M etc. I couldn't think of anything less erotic. Have you ever tried it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, Xela said: That's one for the 'Things I Don't Get' thread BDSM / S&M etc. I couldn't think of anything less erotic. Same here. It's like the phrase "sex and violence", so often linked together. They are polar opposites to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 I'm not into it, I must admit. Don't really like rough sex either tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 6 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Same here. It's like the phrase "sex and violence", so often linked together. They are polar opposites to me. I should think so at your age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Pain can certainly be an erotic stimulant. As can domination - mentally and physically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: I should think so at your age I've always been better at sex than violence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, mjmooney said: I've always been better at sex than violence. I could do with a few tips on the sex front. You got any tutorial videos knocking about online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: I could do with a few tips on the sex front. You got any tutorial videos knocking about online? The secret is just to get it over with as fast as possible and go down the pub. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2017 Just now, mjmooney said: The secret is just to get it over with as fast as possible and go down the pub. Otherwise known as 'The Mooney Shot'. 6 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2017 7 minutes ago, Designer1 said: Otherwise known as 'The Mooney Shot'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted December 18, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2017 I get random phone calls on my landline several times a day, usually for a Mr Bainham. 9 times out of 10 I tell them that they have got the wrong number and ask them to remove it from the system which they do without any bother. This one dude called Mike (Offshore so I'm pretty sure that isn't his real name) calls me several times a week, I have asked him countless times to remove my number and even asked to speak to his manager to try and get it sorted, all to no avail, these days whenever Mike calls me I just tell him to **** off seeings as that is the only thing that works. Tonight I calmly told him to **** off, he was silent for a few seconds and said '...how about you get your daughter to phone me and I **** her' Cheeky mofo, I burst out laughing and he started shouting at me in his own language, poor old Mike broke character, I hope he doesn't lose his job over it, I'm quite looking forward to speaking to him next time, I'm going to have some fun with this dude now. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 22 minutes ago, leemond2008 said: I get random phone calls on my landline several times a day, I want the Windows virus guys to phone though, I have fell off the sofa laughing so much. I sound shocked, shout a lot and then play the sound of something from Youtube (Victor Meldrew on the phone is quite funny or Mr Khan). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2017 Here's a real Mooney special for you. Just watching the Christmas University challenge, and there was a question on a naval battle of 1916. One contestant (who happened to be German) buzzed in with "Skagerrak" - to which Paxman said "No - it was Jutland". The battle of Jutland is known in Germany as the battle of the Skagerrak. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 18, 2017 Share Posted December 18, 2017 (edited) 42 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Here's a real Mooney special for you. Just watching the Christmas University challenge, and there was a question on a naval battle of 1916. One contestant (who happened to be German) buzzed in with "Skagerrak" - to which Paxman said "No - it was Jutland". The battle of Jutland is known in Germany as the battle of the Skagerrak. Yeah but we won the war so he should speak English .... ps - are they dumbing down UC , That’s a question I’d expect a 12 year old to get right Edited December 18, 2017 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted December 18, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Yeah but we won the war so he should speak English .... ps - are they dumbing down UC , That’s a question I’d expect a 12 year old to get right Yes, massively. Either I've got substantially more useless info stored in my head than ever or its got easier. I'm siding with the got easier option Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 18, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 18, 2017 The Christmas specials, featuring semi-celeb graduates are always noticeably easier than the main competition. Same with Celebrity Pointless. In both cases the standard of answering is poor. But Paxman should have allowed Skagerrak. This is the same Paxman who once disallowed "Voodoo Chile", because he thought the second word was pronounced like the country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted December 18, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted December 18, 2017 The use of 'drop' to mean release. Ex. 'The new album drops next week'. **** off back to nandos and Snapchat. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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