tonyh29 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 2 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said: I thought you had a yellow head. Anyway, how come you only have one hand? you know when your mum told you your hand would fall if if you didn't stop masturbating .... seems it wasn't an old wives tale after all 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 25 minutes ago, Brumstopdogs said: I thought you had a yellow head. Anyway, how come you only have one hand? I lost it in a car accident when I was 9. My right leg is false beneath the knee too. Not really lolololol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted June 8, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2017 2 hours ago, bickster said: Thats a picture of one grade A talentless tosspot. As much as I hate Corden, he has nothing on that pillock I used to really like him (Phoenix Nights was genius imo) but after reading and hearing first hand what an absolutely vile person he is irl it completely put me off. Doesn't help that apart from PN I haven't liked anything he's put his name to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 3 hours ago, villa4europe said: I'd rather just have my **** car back thanks, been here an hour, just waiting for the "would you like to come through" where you then spend 20 mins more while a girl taps away on her keyboard (she is fit tbf) before giving me my keys She's one of main reasons bmw and the like charge so much, along with their shiny showrooms and "free" coffee. Give me a hairy arsed mechanic called Ron any day of the week.....for my....erm.....servicing of course 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 The north east competition to get the votes counted first. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 8, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2017 5 hours ago, villa4europe said: BMW "Help yourself to our fantastic coffee in oit fantastic comfy zone" I'd rather just have my **** car back thanks, been here an hour, just waiting for the "would you like to come through" where you then spend 20 mins more while a girl taps away on her keyboard (she is fit tbf) before giving me my keys If it's not ready why tell me to pick it up? All part of the "experience" Audi the same. Dropped my car off at 7am last time. Specifically arranged that I'd be back at 3pm to pick it up. I was late, came at nearly 4 and still had to wait 45 minutes. Imagine if I'd been on time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 8, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2017 I like James Corden, and I love Peter Kay. And what?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 12 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: I like James Corden, and I love Peter Kay. And what?! Me too, not so much Peter Kay, but I love Phoenix nights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 8, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2017 Forgetting to change my currency for holiday before the election 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 8, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 8, 2017 3 hours ago, Designer1 said: I used to really like him (Phoenix Nights was genius imo) but after reading and hearing first hand what an absolutely vile person he is irl it completely put me off. Doesn't help that apart from PN I haven't liked anything he's put his name to. I can testify that he is a vile human being. Mates used to dread taking his booking at their theatre and if they didn't need the money would have told him to do one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2017 9 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Audi the same. Dropped my car off at 7am last time. Specifically arranged that I'd be back at 3pm to pick it up. I was late, came at nearly 4 and still had to wait 45 minutes. Imagine if I'd been on time! Same when I had a Merc. I see a theme developing here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 (edited) i built a land rover show room in erdington 2 years back, their customer toilet has a £10k sink in it, they have PS4s and Xbones for the kids, comfy seats, barista bar the lot i just dont get it, half an hour in to your wait you're going to feel less bitter about the extortionate service costs? or decide to buy another car? did you guys get the dealer principle (manager) come and shake your hand and say some welcome to the club nonsense when you bought it? Edited June 9, 2017 by villa4europe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2017 I hate, hate, hate car dealerships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted June 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2017 8 hours ago, bickster said: I can testify that he is a vile human being. Mates used to dread taking his booking at their theatre and if they didn't need the money would have told him to do one Similar story to what I was told by someone 'in the biz'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 9, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 9, 2017 9 hours ago, bickster said: I can testify that he is a vile human being. Mates used to dread taking his booking at their theatre and if they didn't need the money would have told him to do one I've heard similar but I refuse to believe he's any more of a winker than McIntyre though. Repeated first-hand experience of him leads me to believe he is the single most obnoxious human being in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2017 31 minutes ago, choffer said: I've heard similar but I refuse to believe he's any more of a winker than McIntyre though. Repeated first-hand experience of him leads me to believe he is the single most obnoxious human being in the world. There's a theme developing here... and yes I've heard some McIntyre stories too, although a lot of the behaviour in those at the time was directed at fellow comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 First off, I respect all beliefs, not knocking anyone who is staunchly passionate about their politics or the election / aftermath. NOT knocking that, nor anyone on VT, i dont even check the politics threads on VT. But.... Secondly, bring on the weekend it could not come %$£@)(& soon enough! Got... to.... get.... through.... the.... day.... without....strangling.....colleagues.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted June 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, Midfielder said: First off, I respect all beliefs, not knocking anyone who is staunchly passionate about their politics or the election / aftermath. NOT knocking that, nor anyone on VT, i dont even check the politics threads on VT. But.... Secondly, bring on the weekend it could not come %$£@)(& soon enough! Got... to.... get.... through.... the.... day.... without....strangling.....colleagues.... Sounds like you just need to stay strong and stable for one more day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 9, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 9, 2017 4 hours ago, Designer1 said: Similar story to what I was told by someone 'in the biz'. Oh and any comedian that needs to hire his own security to remove hecklers from the audience is a complete word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 19 hours ago, bickster said: Thats a picture of one grade A talentless tosspot. As much as I hate Corden, he has nothing on that pillock That surprises me, Kay always seems to come off as a sound bloke. Just goes to show hey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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