Xela Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 hours ago, BOF said: We're having a webinar in an hour's time. I'm in here to add the word 'webinar' to my list. Is that the same as a 'webex'? I get asked to go on both. Never do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 They were having an 'engagement meeting' yesterday at work which I didn't bother going to. Load of dogshite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) 2 hours ago, BOF said: In fact I believe even Bah Bah black sheep is now a rainbow sheep. I'm pretty sure this is no more true than Birmingham council banning Christmas. No doubt that have been a few people trying overly hard to not offend anyone (and getting FURIOUS headlines in the rags), but it's certainly black sheep at my neice's daycare. Edited February 22, 2017 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Clearings in the wood who park directly opposite my driveway visiting my neighbours meaning I have to reverse out very VERY carefully on to the fairly narrow road. That's bad enough but what REALLY yanks my chain is majority of them will pop out and watch gormlessly as I go back and forward about 10 times AND THEY NEVER STOP ME AND OFFER TO MOVE THEIR CAR !!! I'm looking at them looking at me. I gesture, arms out and shrug....and they still gawp at me....ffs !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 The missus uni mates, been invited to a christening in folkstone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 39 minutes ago, villa4europe said: The missus uni mates, been invited to a christening in folkstone Is that code for a bukkake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 People who think it's acceptable to park fully across my drive and then take an attitude with me when I challenge them. Its a weekly occurrence, worst one was there for 12 hours. One of these days I'm going to take a hammer to a car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Just now, Dr_Pangloss said: Is that code for a bukkake? **** wish... its a 3 and half drive for a religious ceremony for a baby I'll never see again followed by a cheap buffet with people I don't know at which I won't be able to drink followed by a 3 and half hour drive home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 19 minutes ago, villa4europe said: **** wish... its a 3 and half drive for a religious ceremony for a baby I'll never see again followed by a cheap buffet with people I don't know at which I won't be able to drink followed by a 3 and half hour drive home Yeah you will, you'll get dragged down the kids 1st birthday! Ha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I was sat next to a guy at work today, one of those who brings a stack of pre made meals in plastic tubs that he then eats every 90 minutes throughout the day, with a protein shake to wash it down. Each one looks like either shit or sick too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 Actors and/or musicians praising or paying tribute to other actors or musicians. Jesus f&£@:£)( Christ, they act or sing a bit. They haven't found a cure for cancer! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 38 minutes ago, villa4europe said: **** wish... its a 3 and half drive for a religious ceremony for a baby I'll never see again followed by a cheap buffet with people I don't know at which I won't be able to drink followed by a 3 and half hour drive home Why can't you just say no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 40 minutes ago, TrentVilla said: People who think it's acceptable to park fully across my drive and then take an attitude with me when I challenge them. Its a weekly occurrence, worst one was there for 12 hours. One of these days I'm going to take a hammer to a car. If it happens that regularly I'd be harrassing the local authority. Especially if it's affecting your neighbours as well. If there's a chance to hand out some tickets, the parking wardens will appreciate the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Davkaus said: If it happens that regularly I'd be harrassing the local authority. Especially if it's affecting your neighbours as well. If there's a chance to hand out some tickets, the parking wardens will appreciate the tip. You'd think.... but no, not interested. If you ever see a story about a man in Nottingham going on a car destroying hammer rampage.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 Shit, I'm in Nottingham I'll watch where I park 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 22, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 22, 2017 5 hours ago, BOF said: I don't specifically remember being taught it, but it would have been the 80s and it was still the same words as yours. In fact I believe even Bah Bah black sheep is now a rainbow sheep. I have recently seen an (American, natch) YouTube cartoon of "three blind mice" where they don't get their tales cut off with a carving knife, but make a clean getaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I have recently seen an (American, natch) YouTube cartoon of "three blind mice" where they don't get their tales cut off with a carving knife, but make a clean getaway. Those obese Americans can't catch anything can they 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted February 22, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2017 54 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Shit, I'm in Nottingham I'll watch where I park So will I....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I have recently seen an (American, natch) YouTube cartoon of "three blind mice" where they don't get their tales cut off with a carving knife, but make a clean getaway. My mother was a librarian at a school for the blind. (Mostly brail of course).. I remember her taking me with her for the day when I was a little kid. I remember seeing three blind guys walking through the main hallway with locked arms singing Three Blind Mice. Probably my earliest really vivid memory. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 23, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 23, 2017 6 hours ago, maqroll said: My mother was a librarian at a school for the blind. (Mostly brail of course).. I remember her taking me with her for the day when I was a little kid. I remember seeing three blind guys walking through the main hallway with locked arms singing Three Blind Mice. Probably my earliest really vivid memory. Surreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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