legov Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 A centenarian back in the old days was exceedingly rare, let alone one who lived till she was more than 120. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Rob, you've just set somebody up nicely to post a nasty picture in order to disprove you... Its not going to be me though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Rob, you've just set somebody up nicely to post a nasty picture in order to disprove you... Its not going to be me though... It'll probably be lapal_fan. He's always using the internet to look at old mens balls, old womens vaginas, animal sex, people urinating on each other, animals having sex with plants, plants having sex with people etc etc etc. If anyone here is qualified to prove that old women's vaginas can prove their age, that sick bastard lapal_fan is the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 The client I am about to work on just pissed me off pretty good. She filled out our paperwork and when I showed her to the room she rolled her eyes and said...."I'm sorry, but are YOU giving me the massage?!" Yes I am. Is there something wrong? "I thought you were like a desk worker or something. How old are you?" Why does that matter? "Well you don't look old enough to know what to do" I looked at her paper work and told her I'm 4 years older than her. She then rolled her eyes again and said okay. Like I lied about my age!!! I'm about to go drop an elbow!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 I told you that you didn't look that old! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 ME looks great for 47! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 12, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2011 SHould have shat on a plate, waited for her to lie down and put her face in that hole, and then shoved the plate in her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 Or you could have chopped her across the nerves on the base of her neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Danny, I will kill you later. Stevo, that IS a bit harsh and it turns out she is just a bit stupid....not a total douche. And Andy, I know I don't look that old but paralyzing her would be a tad drastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Did she tip at least ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 No, you do it the right strength the paralysis would be only momentary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... Honey, I haven't eaten Mcdonalds since you left. But fair enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 McDonalds eh? Haven't had one of them for a couple of weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... A full tank? It'd just about cover the bottom of the fuel tank over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 12, 2011 Author Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yeah I topped up a fiver earlier. About 40 miles if you drive it well. (That was at 126.9 as well) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... A full tank? It'd just about cover the bottom of the fuel tank over here. He's being silly. It would buy a little over a gallon. 1 gallon right now is $3.64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... A full tank? It'd just about cover the bottom of the fuel tank over here. He's being silly. It would buy a little over a gallon. 1 gallon right now is $3.64 Still works out as roughly 50p a litre !!!!!!!!!!!! And the USA gas price fluctuate rapidly. When I was last there it was just over $2 a gallon, so about 20-30p a litre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted April 12, 2011 Share Posted April 12, 2011 Pssssh. $5 That will get you a full tank of gas or 10 McDonalds hamburgers. Every cloud.... A full tank? It'd just about cover the bottom of the fuel tank over here. He's being silly. It would buy a little over a gallon. 1 gallon right now is $3.64 Still works out as roughly 50p a litre !!!!!!!!!!!! And the USA gas price fluctuate rapidly. When I was last there it was just over $2 a gallon, so about 20-30p a litre. Yeah, I know it's waaaaaaaaaaaay worse over there. Gas prices are nuts! But in no way would $5 buy a full tank of gas here....not since the 50's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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