Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 7 hours ago, Xann said: New carpet yesterday. She got given ONE instruction. Cat 6 cable to run from the hub, under the carpet, under the door to the connected devices. Did it happen? Could have been worse I suppose, if you had 6 cats that is. "Where's Timmy the kitten" and the resulting fallout and recriminations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 11, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2017 Alexander Armstrong. I like Pointless, and Richard Osman seems like an OK bloke. But Armstrong, what a smug rocket polisher. And his shit singing career. But most of all, the fact that he insists on being called - not Alec or Alex - but 'Zahnder'. clearing in the woods. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: Alexander Armstrong. I like Pointless, and Richard Osman seems like an OK bloke. But Armstrong, what a smug rocket polisher. And his shit singing career. But most of all, the fact that he insists on being called - not Alec or Alex - but 'Zahnder'. clearing in the woods. Oddly I saw Osman on Taskmaster and it put me off him. He gave up tasks ridiculously quickly and didn't seem to want to join in the fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Alexander Armstrong. I like Pointless, and Richard Osman seems like an OK bloke. But Armstrong, what a smug rocket polisher. And his shit singing career. But most of all, the fact that he insists on being called - not Alec or Alex - but 'Zahnder'. clearing in the woods. Asparagus to nothing but his old sidekick Miller used to go out with Rachel Weisz. Lucky bugger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 8 hours ago, Xann said: New carpet yesterday. She got given ONE instruction. Cat 6 cable to run from the hub, under the carpet, under the door to the connected devices. Did it happen? Trusting a woman with cabling is akin to trusting the financial security of a nation to George Osborne. Pretty mental that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 24 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Oddly I saw Osman on Taskmaster and it put me off him. He gave up tasks ridiculously quickly and didn't seem to want to join in the fun. Yeah Richard Osman on anything other than Pointless I find irritating. Much more smug than Alexander Armstrong. I've never had a problem with Armstrong, he is always one of the best presenters on Have I Got News For You and I think he knows his singing is laughably shit. So basically 9/10 WB. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Toilet shenanigans again today. I went to go for a dump and there was the deputy manager putting loads of 'Damaged, do not use' tape over one of the cubicles. Turned out someone had ripped out the toilet and lent it on its side. **** knows who, how or why, but there was bog water everywhere and it stank terribly. It can't have been accident, surely. Some people must really hate work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 1 minute ago, sharkyvilla said: Toilet shenanigans again today. I went to go for a dump and there was the deputy manager putting loads of 'Damaged, do not use' tape over one of the cubicles. Turned out someone had ripped out the toilet and lent it on its side. **** knows who, how or why, but there was bog water everywhere and it stank terribly. It can't have been accident, surely. Some people must really hate work. Do you work in a prison? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 Or possibly the gorilla enclosure at a zoo? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 No but it makes you think of scenarios and candidates. There are a few that belong in a zoo or prison that could have done it I suppose but I struggle to think how. Whether someone took a tumble and landed on it, then did a runner, or had an incredibly serious case of the shits, which seems unlikely. Must have been someone with a bit of power that lost their temper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 11, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2017 52 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Yeah Richard Osman on anything other than Pointless I find irritating. Much more smug than Alexander Armstrong. I've never had a problem with Armstrong, he is always one of the best presenters on Have I Got News For You and I think he knows his singing is laughably shit. So basically 9/10 WB. Yes, yes, but. 'Zahnder'. Come ON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) Can't take all this Armstrong and Osman hate! When me and my ex housemate go on Pointless, and 'Xander asks us what we're going to do with the money if we win the jackpot, we're going to tell them we're taking them on the piss after the show. Edited January 11, 2017 by dAVe80 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 11, 2017 Share Posted January 11, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Alexander Armstrong. I like Pointless, and Richard Osman seems like an OK bloke. But Armstrong, what a smug rocket polisher. And his shit singing career. But most of all, the fact that he insists on being called - not Alec or Alex - but 'Zahnder'. clearing in the woods. Someone I know had a baby, I asked what he would be called, she said "Edward, but known as Teddy". Really pissed me off, I always refer to him a Edward because I personally think he should decide what he's known as. It also smacks of trying to come across as posh which certainly isn't the case... Edited January 11, 2017 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted January 11, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 11, 2017 The Virgin Games advert that rips off What we do in the Shadows. Unoriginal clearings in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 9 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Can't take all this Armstrong and Osman hate! When me and my ex housemate go on Pointless, and 'Xander asks us what we're going to do with the money if we win the jackpot, we're going to tell them we're taking them on the piss after the show. Love Pointless and like Alexander Armstrong, I like Osman on Pointless. He even seems entertaining on twitter. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 11 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Asparagus to nothing but his old sidekick Miller used to go out with Rachel Weisz. Lucky bugger. And he was married to Will's mum from The Inbetweeners for a while too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 12, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2017 (edited) I've never liked Osman since I found out that laptop he uses on the show is fake. Doesn't even turn on As for Armstrong, I saw an advert for his album and I honestly thought it was a joke. I was waiting for the ending to be one of those Lotto adverts, but it never happened Edited January 12, 2017 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 11 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Or possibly the gorilla enclosure at a zoo? That just gave me the image of a gorilla enclosure with a toilet cubicle, which due to zoo cuts was for the purpose of the keepers and gorillas. Now I'm thinking about all the hilarious situations that would occur; gorillas crossing their legs, banging on the door. Gorillas throwing shit at the crowd from inside the cubicle. Keepers getting annoyed the toilet roll has been chewed. And the name for the sitcom would be...hmm.."Monkey Business" or "Ape Shit" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Your man Armstrong is a member of the countryside alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 12, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: That just gave me the image of a gorilla enclosure with a toilet cubicle, which due to zoo cuts was for the purpose of the keepers and gorillas. Now I'm thinking about all the hilarious situations that would occur; gorillas crossing their legs, banging on the door. Gorillas throwing shit at the crowd from inside the cubicle. Keepers getting annoyed the toilet roll has been chewed. And the name for the sitcom would be...hmm.."Monkey Business" or "Ape Shit" Gorillas aren't monkeys so you'd have to go with the latter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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