Xela Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: What is it with piss and me. Woke up last night about 3 ish and needed a piss. Was completely rock hard per usual, but thought it might go down once I sat on the loo. It never went down so I had to push the bugger down into the toilet so I could piss. It seemed to take forever for it to come out but I got there in the end. Anyway I pull my pj bottoms up once I'm done to find that I'd pissed through the gap between the actual toilet and the seat into my bottoms. Weren't a dribble either, they were soaked. So there I was trying to get my penis to stay down and pissing I'm my pj bottoms. Had to faff about cleaning myself up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 10 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: What is it with piss and me. Woke up last night about 3 ish and needed a piss. Was completely rock hard per usual, but thought it might go down once I sat on the loo. It never went down so I had to push the bugger down into the toilet so I could piss. It seemed to take forever for it to come out but I got there in the end. Anyway I pull my pj bottoms up once I'm done to find that I'd pissed through the gap between the actual toilet and the seat into my bottoms. Weren't a dribble either, they were soaked. So there I was trying to get my penis to stay down and pissing In my pj bottoms. Had to faff about cleaning myself up. Ha, I've done that one once or twice as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Yup I'm sure we've all been there. I've never soaked my boxers before, I usually notice and just get a bit on the floor. Still a better strike rate than trying to piss standing up when you're rock hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 Not sure how true it is, but isn't the erection your body's way of ensuring you don't piss yourself when you're asleep and have a full bladder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 1, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 1, 2016 4 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: I don't think it hurts to do something other than go to the pub once in a while. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted November 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 1, 2016 6 hours ago, Designer1 said: Team bonding...urgh. Just get everyone together and **** off down the boozer I went on one of those things once with work ... one of the "games" you were stranded on the moon with various objects and you had to use them to get back to your base .... one of the items was a pistol my contribution to the game was to use the pistol and blow your brains out rather than suffer a slow lingering death apparently I'm not a team player 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted November 1, 2016 Share Posted November 1, 2016 We had one at Kings Heath cricket club a couple of years ago. 20 odd grown ass people - healthcare professionsls, nurses and consultants -standing in a massive circle singing some word song. Me and my like minded mate took a step back, assessed it all and then **** off to the pavilion and took the telling off the next day. Next time they arrange another I'll be sure to be not feeling very well that day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 7 hours ago, Ginko said: Not sure how true it is, but isn't the erection your body's way of ensuring you don't piss yourself when you're asleep and have a full bladder? Think your correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I **** despise Simon Pegg. His appearance in this thread makes me want to punch a kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 hours ago, Seat68 said: I **** despise Simon Pegg. His appearance in this thread makes me want to punch a kitten. I can kind of see why, as I've seen a few interviews with him, where he comes across as a bit of a knob.... But Spaced! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 3 hours ago, dAVe80 said: I can kind of see why, as I've seen a few interviews with him, where he comes across as a bit of a knob.... But Spaced! I'll see your Pegg, and raise you: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 23 minutes ago, Midfielder said: I'll see your Pegg, and raise you: That's string betting. You have to call, raise, or fold, dude! On your point though, I don't mind PJ & Duncan actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 I can't watch Pegg in anything, its a massively irrational hatred of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 2, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Seat68 said: I can't watch Pegg in anything, its a massively irrational hatred of him. I'm the same with Damian Lewis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just now, Designer1 said: I'm the same with Damian Lewis. Can you pin point why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 2, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Seat68 said: Can you pin point why? Nope - he just makes my skin crawl. His face, his voice, his mannerisms...everything basically. I mean, if it were just the fact that he was ginger that would be easy to explain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just now, Designer1 said: Nope - he just makes my skin crawl. His face, his voice, his mannerisms...everything basically. I mean, if it were just the fact that he was ginger that would be easy to explain I'm like that with Clive Owen minus the ginger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Designer1 said: Nope - he just makes my skin crawl. His face, his voice, his mannerisms...everything basically. I mean, if it were just the fact that he was ginger that would be easy to explain I always disliked him, Pegg, then I read his biography Nerd Do Well and it made it ten times worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted November 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Seat68 said: I can't watch Pegg in anything, its a massively irrational hatred of him. Ah I like him. Seems like a normal bloke who broke into film. The fact he's (IMO) a brilliant writer means I tend to really enjoy his films. Have you seen Hot Fuzz ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 2, 2016 Share Posted November 2, 2016 Just now, BOF said: Ah I like him. Seems like a normal bloke who broke into film. The fact he's (IMO) a brilliant writer means I tend to really enjoy his films. Have you seen Hot Fuzz ? Yeah, couldnt get over the dislike, like Nick Frost though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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