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yep, totally agree with this

There's one at the moment where it's some cider or other, the story is it's just a little farm but before the next batch of cider, stored in a wooden vat in a barn with straw on the floor can be despatched to us, it has to pass the old farmer's taste test. He scoops in a jug and has a glug of golden bubbly cider as quality control. 

We all know it's made on an industrial estate on the outskirts of some town and stored in 20 metre high stainless steel towers, quality control is by computer analysis and cost consultant purchasing of competitively priced ingredients supplied to a tight specification. But yeah, old farmer Bill's secret recipe.

"Friendly" packaging annoys me. I bought some fair trade coffee from oxfam yesterday and there was a 6 panel cartoon on how to hug like a bear...what's all that about then.

Also, what's with adverts on British TV with animals being humans? A **** zebra decorating his home. Eh?

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3 hours ago, mjmooney said:

Our pub quiz setter was at it again last night. "How many wins have Aston Villa managed in 35 games this season?" 

Oh, how I laughed. 

At least we won the **** quiz. 

Getting at you by setting questions that you above anyone in the quiz would know the answer to.  Excellent.  See how that works out for everyone :)

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55 minutes ago, maqroll said:

Its snowing over here today, ffs

It did in parts of the UK too (I'm guessing probably not on the same scale). Thankfully it didn't settle.

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17 hours ago, BOF said:

Getting at you by setting questions that you above anyone in the quiz would know the answer to.  Excellent.  See how that works out for everyone :)

Our pub quiz setter is a villa fan,  I usually get the reverse but am embarrassed when the team looks at me and I dont know some great Villa fact. My advice is go to a different quiz. Shouldn't line the pockets of a nose even if you have to travel 50 miles to the next pub. . Not telling you where I do mine though as if you won yours you are probably a good team so stay away! 

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By sheer force of intellect and debating skills I persuaded my new quiz team to change their answer on where the national railway museum was. They'd written York, I knew it was Swindon and got all 5 of them to come round to my answer.

We lost by a single point.

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19 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

By sheer force of intellect and debating skills I persuaded my new quiz team to change their answer on where the national railway museum was. They'd written York, I knew it was Swindon and got all 5 of them to come round to my answer.

We lost by a single point.

I would not have invited you back, its like you dont even like trains.

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In the situation where I know an answer but everyone else says otherwise, I don't push it even if I KNOW I'm right.

The smugness you can show and the apologies from your teammates is nearly as good as getting the question right anyway, with none of the risk :)

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Off to a quiz night at my daughter school next week , apparently the theme is going to be around countries ... Arguably my specialised subject 

which means I just know I'm going to make a complete pigs ear of it ... But will answer the question for the school as to which parent she got her brains from , I think they've already established she didn't get her looks form me 

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1 hour ago, chrisp65 said:

By sheer force of intellect and debating skills I persuaded my new quiz team to change their answer on where the national railway museum was. They'd written York, I knew it was Swindon and got all 5 of them to come round to my answer.

We lost by a single point.

I hope the opprobrium doesn't drive you off the rails.

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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

Our pub quiz setter is a villa fan,  I usually get the reverse but am embarrassed when the team looks at me and I dont know some great Villa fact. My advice is go to a different quiz. Shouldn't line the pockets of a nose even if you have to travel 50 miles to the next pub. . Not telling you where I do mine though as if you won yours you are probably a good team so stay away! 

He isn't a nose - I live in Leeds. He's actually an OK bloke, it's all just part of the fun. I like the pub (and the quiz) a lot. 

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2 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

By sheer force of intellect and debating skills I persuaded my new quiz team to change their answer on where the national railway museum was. They'd written York, I knew it was Swindon and got all 5 of them to come round to my answer.

We lost by a single point.

They have learnt the important lesson that one should not worship false gods :P

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43 minutes ago, Jon said:

People who use the microwave and stop the machine prematurely before it's completed its cycle/time, but don't cancel the remaining time, leaving it on 20 seconds or some such. 

hehehehehehehehehe.

I just did that, but with 15 seconds left.

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1 hour ago, Jon said:

They have learnt the important lesson that one should not worship false gods :P

Chrisp65 is more idol idle than an actual, like, God, perhaps? :) 

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47 minutes ago, Jon said:

People who use the microwave and stop the machine prematurely before it's completed its cycle/time, but don't cancel the remaining time, leaving it on 20 seconds or some such. 

That's brilliant. it really narks me, too. And it's often me that does it.

It even bugs me if the clock on a random apparatus is wrong - like a microwave, or a proper oven, or a clock radio, car radio - anywhere. Even clocks in shops.

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My holiday to salou being ruined by my mechanic phoning me up today my van has failed it's MOT and needs £500 spent to pass it, and this is from a friend so I know he's not ripping me off. 

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10 minutes ago, blandy said:

That's brilliant. it really narks me, too. And it's often me that does it.

It even bugs me if the clock on a random apparatus is wrong - like a microwave, or a proper oven, or a clock radio, car radio - anywhere. Even clocks in shops.

I have a built in microwave just above the built in conventional oven  , one clock will show 12:15 and the other 12:14  ....  life is too short to sit there waiting for the seconds to collate on the 2 devices to put them in sync

 

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