theunderstudy Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Mmmmmm baconnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I met David Cameron and Nick Clegg at work today. I'd like to say that I called Clegg a word removed and got escorted from the building after throwing my shoe at him, but I actually just shook his hand and wished him a nice day. But I gave him a filthy look. When his back was turned. Take that, you turncoat bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I met David Cameron and Nick Clegg at work today. I'd like to say that I called Clegg a word removed and got escorted from the building after throwing my shoe at him, but I actually just shook his hand and wished him a nice day. But I gave him a filthy look. When his back was turned. Take that, you turncoat bastard. Did you speak to Cameron about Villa? He is a "Claret and Blue chap" after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 To Gareth, I leave my limited edition Chocomel mug and glasses. I love you. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I didn't actually, it didn't come to mind. I should say that when I say I met them, I was in their company for around a minute, we didn't get much small talk squeezed in. There would have been plenty of time for me to slip of my shoe though. Damn my cowardice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Clarissa Explains It All. **** bagsies on that too! Early teen Melissa Joan Hart... YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 When someone asks you if you want dinner and you say "No thanks, I'm not hungry" so they take that as "YES! I'm starving to death, please use one of the large plates and pile it with anything you can find" For anyone that might remember my last post about my dad's cooking, my dinner is as follows: Chips that have been cooked in the way that they are all soft and mushy yet hot enough to burn through Tungsten. Cold Peas. A big slice of slightly burnt Gammon. Also a bit cold. Something which I'm not sure about, could be chicken, could be a Yorkshire pudding... either way its burnt. I'm pretty sure the Chicken went off last week but little things like that don't matter, my dad eats chilli saucse that is 5 years out of date and has turned brown. And a tomato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 When someone asks you if you want dinner and you say "No thanks, I'm not hungry" so they take that as "YES! I'm starving to death, please use one of the large plates and pile it with anything you can find" For anyone that might remember my last post about my dad's cooking, my dinner is as follows: Chips that have been cooked in the way that they are all soft and mushy yet hot enough to burn through Tungsten. Cold Peas. A big slice of slightly burnt Gammon. Also a bit cold. Something which I'm not sure about, could be chicken, could be a Yorkshire pudding... either way its burnt. I'm pretty sure the Chicken went off last week but little things like that don't matter, my dad eats chilli saucse that is 5 years out of date and has turned brown. And a tomato. It was Chicken... think I might try being vegetarian :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Pet names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Jet lag. Ok, maybe it should piss me off. Either way, I feel the need to moan about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Pet names. :shock: But you always liked cupcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Cupcake is a positive improvement on what he's usually called Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Pet names. :shock: But you always liked cupcake. Odd. I always thought it was 'sugartits' :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I call him Annie :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Cupcake is a positive improvement on what he's usually called A few similar letters. Namely the first two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 Clarissa Explains It All. **** bagsies on that too! Early teen Melissa Joan Hart... YES.Don't they just glow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Clarissa Explains It All. **** bagsies on that too! Early teen Melissa Joan Hart... YES.Don't they just glow Forbidden You don't have permission to access /wp-content/uploads/2008/12/melissa-joan-hart-pregnant-20051023-41.jpg on this server. Apache/1.3.42 Server at hotcelebrity.name Port 80 Not really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 Works for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I've had stuck in my head all day today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Similar, in my head, can't get it out, so annoying..this for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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