villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 A dog bit my hand today, I think he must have caught a nerve or something, my whole hand aches like I've punched a wall. Also today I got a cup of tea from McDonalds, it was the worst cup of tea I've EVER had and I burnt my tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Might wanna get that checked. The dog-bite that is, not the cup of tea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 A dog bit my hand today, I think he must have caught a nerve or something, my whole hand aches like I've punched a wall. Oh it's probably just the deadly tetanus infection. When you get lockjaw that's when I'd really worry. Also today I got a cup of tea from McDonalds, it was the worst cup of tea I've EVER had and I burnt my tongue. If I was you I'd go to bed now and consign this day to the history books Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 What GRDR said. Once had a dog bite that went particularly nasty. Finally went to see the doctor after being nagged for a few days and got the whole spiel about getting there "just in time", otherwise blah dee blah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I am starting to froth at the mouth and I'm craving bone marrow. But seriously, this dog is my sister's friend's dog, he had to have all the jabs and stuff recently when he was brought over from America so hes clean and he didn't break the skin or anything, it was a playful bite so I won't need to worry about anything. I'm touched by all of your concern Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 That's what everyone says. Next thing you know they're tagged as patient zero and we're on the verge of mass extinction due to a zombie apocalypse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'm only being nice in the hopes you'll leave me the contents of your bedroom when you die of rabies. But at least I'm being honest about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 24, 2011 Author Share Posted March 24, 2011 Well you're not getting it because I'm getting all of his stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 A dog bit my hand today, I think he must have caught a nerve or something, my whole hand aches like I've punched a wall. Also today I got a cup of tea from McDonalds, it was the worst cup of tea I've EVER had and I burnt my tongue. Depression and dog bites go hand in hand. A depressed female friend of mine was sitting on a step after a night out on her own. A dog walked up to her and she went to pet him, but he jumped at her face biting her somewhere on it. She went for a tetanus shot and 4 stitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 You're gonna die dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Sounds like you could have caught AIDS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'm only being nice in the hopes you'll leave me the contents of your bedroom when you die of rabies. But at least I'm being honest about it. To Gareth, I leave my limited edition Chocomel mug and glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 and an unopened jar of Baconnaise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 and an unopened jar of Baconnaise. I have no idea what that is but it sounds bad.. really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 WHAT IS BACONNAISE ?? Tell me it's mayonaisse that tastes like bacon. Is it Irish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 24, 2011 Moderator Share Posted March 24, 2011 Funny discussion starts earlier in this very thread. Yummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'm only being nice in the hopes you'll leave me the contents of your bedroom when you die of rabies. But at least I'm being honest about it. To Gareth, I leave my limited edition Chocomel mug and glasses. Baggsy wrestlers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 Having a maths exam tomorrow at 9am when I'm normally not in till 2pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 I'm only being nice in the hopes you'll leave me the contents of your bedroom when you die of rabies. But at least I'm being honest about it. To Gareth, I leave my limited edition Chocomel mug and glasses. Baggsy wrestlers! Bagged. Got lots of DVDs here, from the 1957 FA Cup Final to such TV treasures as Clarissa Explains It All. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 24, 2011 Share Posted March 24, 2011 When someone asks you if you want dinner and you say "No thanks, I'm not hungry" so they take that as "YES! I'm starving to death, please use one of the large plates and pile it with anything you can find" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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