Paddywhack Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 You should have just turned the heat up until she got so hot she had to take her towel off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I've had a bloody good work out with the lads, a quick shower and a full wax. I'm now sat in the sauna trying to relax and through the steam I can see some old guy with a weird two tone head is staring at me. Too freaked out to take my towel off tbh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 wouldn't be the first time I've mistaken a waxed man for a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'd probably have been using all of my Jedi powers to prevent something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, BOF said: I'd probably have been using all of my Jedi powers to prevent something else. Went in a Sauna in Berchtesgaden when I was travelling around Germany with mates ... the sauna there was one of those foreign ones whereby you had to be naked I'm sitting there minding my own business when this rather stunning woman walked in and sat directly opposite ... then made matters worse by leaning back allowing me to view what she'd had for breakfast .... I had to name the European cup winning team in my head over and over again to prevent the conversation changing to the first thing that popped up .... clearly I'm not cut out for the sight of naked flesh in public ..... I got shouted at by a German lady a bit later for clowning around with the cold water plunge bucket , but throwing it over my mate as he sat there with his eyes closed relaxing was too good an opportunity to pass on 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2016 Reminds me of the Mickey Flanagan routine where he explains that Brits abroad are simply not brought up to function properly in nudist situations, and in his story his penis turned into a vagina at just the wrong time because it got nervous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2016 25 minutes ago, BOF said: Reminds me of the Mickey Flanagan routine where he explains that Brits abroad are simply not brought up to function properly in nudist situations, and in his story his penis turned into a vagina at just the wrong time because it got nervous Is there a right time for that to happen?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Is there a right time for that to happen?! just as someone is trying to stick something into your japs eye possibly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 1 hour ago, BOF said: I get a half (0.5) grade all around. Surely you can do that yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2016 16 minutes ago, snowychap said: Surely you can do that yourself? You can do the main bit but you can't do the rest. You can't do the neck properly, or the shape around the ears, beard, locks, hairline etc. IOW all the bits that make it an actual neat haircut as opposed to someone who clearly just did a zoomer on their own head with a clippers. And that's the point. When you've so little hair, missing all of that stuff out makes it look scruffy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 19, 2016 11 minutes ago, BOF said: You can do the main bit but you can't do the rest. You can't do the neck properly, or the shape around the ears, beard, locks, hairline etc. IOW all the bits that make it an actual neat haircut as opposed to someone who clearly just did a zoomer on their own head with a clippers. And that's the point. When you've so little hair, missing all of that stuff out makes it look scruffy. This. You can literally keep your hair short on your own. It's very difficult to do round the edges and make yourself not look like a mental patient who's taken a scissors to his own head on your own. I have clippers to keep it short and then once every few weeks go to the barbers to get it done properly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 14 minutes ago, BOF said: You can do the main bit but you can't do the rest. You can't do the neck properly, or the shape around the ears, beard, locks, hairline etc. IOW all the bits that make it an actual neat haircut as opposed to someone who clearly just did a zoomer on their own head with a clippers. And that's the point. When you've so little hair, missing all of that stuff out makes it look scruffy. I used to do my own and then Mrs H would do the back of the neck and that annoying bit on the top of the head that I always seemed to miss then one day Mrs H had taken the grade 2 bit off to do the back of the neck and got distracted and did the top of the head bit giving me a grade 0 stripe down the back of my head needless to say I pay a hairdresser to do it now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) When you go to cross the road and car comes at that moment. Edited January 20, 2016 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I normally rock a grade 2 all over (Not bald, I just like zero maintenance hair), and would never cut it myself / get an untrained person to cut it. I got to get it cut by a professional once a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 (edited) sipping drink but it's already finished. Edited January 20, 2016 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Cut if myself, clippers all over every 1-2 weeks depending on the weather. Anything over 2 weeks and it looks a right state, starts to get a little ragged before the 2 weeks is up to be fair. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, useless said: ... so I thought to pay myself back I'm going to stop paying for haircuts. I did that and I haven't looked back since. Probably for the best. You wouldn't like what's back there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 My hair cut consists of every other day bic'ing the random patches of hair I have. Although even when I had a full head of hair it was often just a number 1 all over done by myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I get myself down to a decent stylist every couple of weeks. Us ugly blokes have got to try and get every advantage we can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 I recently spotted a college in Digbeth which offers free haircuts. Intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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