mjmooney Posted January 15, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 15, 2016 Anything is OK on a pizza except capers or artichoke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 15, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted January 15, 2016 2 hours ago, YLN said: This isn't strictly pizza related, but my bathroom light is broken. Just that sentence made me literally lol. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 The word removed pedestrian wearing all black crossing the road without looking at 7 this morning. The bus rocket polishers who use our road as a car park leaving 6ft gap either side instead of leaving me a space. Over the years I've been driving I've come to the conclusion that every other **** on the road is a word removed. To bring it back to the pizza topic, Vegetarian pizza is ace, I use to confuse the shop by ordering one then having a load of meat toppings added as an extra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 52 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Anything is OK on a pizza except capers or artichoke. So your ok with a scotch egg regurgitated by Brian blessed on your pizza? i don't think you thought your original comment through tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Onion is one of my favourite foods in the world, however they don't really work for me on pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 Chicken thigh meat. Tastes like shit. Been caught out a couple of times recently where i think I am getting breast and end up with thigh. Ugggghh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V01 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 How can you not tell the difference? One of them has a nipple... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 15, 2016 Share Posted January 15, 2016 7 minutes ago, Xela said: Chicken thigh meat. Tastes like shit. Been caught out a couple of times recently where i think I am getting breast and end up with thigh. Ugggghh. Ooh, I love chicken thighs! Unless you cook them in sauce, or with herbs / spice, I find breast meat to be pretty bland. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 That sore throat / snotty nose feeling you get, which pretty much confirms the lurgy is on the way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 14 hours ago, V01 said: Over the years I've been driving I've come to the conclusion that every other **** on the road is a word removed. Absolutely true - but I can't help noticing that sometimes its them and sometimes its me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 was setting up the dvd player for my lad this morning and id forgot i had the kitchen sink filling up. bloody water everywhere,on the sides,floor, draws and on top of the washing machine thats now playing up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 That shit Nescafé advert with "sleepy Alex" where his housemates wake him up with an orchestra in the garden. **** awful and not at all amusing. An advertising agency would have actually got paid for that shite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: That shit Nescafé advert with "sleepy Alex" where his housemates wake him up with an orchestra in the garden. **** awful and not at all amusing. An advertising agency would have actually got paid for that shite. You've remembered it and told others about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted January 16, 2016 Moderator Share Posted January 16, 2016 22 hours ago, mjmooney said: Anything is OK on a pizza except capers or artichoke. As a pizza fascist I disagree capers and artichoke are 2 of the limited number of items I'd allow once I become emperor of the universe. Others are mozzarella, tomato, anchovies, onion, basil, mushrooms, egg, that marina sauce, and spicy sausage (the name escapes me). Grilled veg are OK too. Stuff like pineapples, ground beef, pulled pork, chicken and all that - death penalty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: You've remembered it and told others about it! I'm sure me remembering it and telling a few people on a football forum about it is has led to a zero increase in sales. I wouldn't drink that shite anyway, but if I did then I would now be purposely boycotting it for irritating advertising. Edited January 16, 2016 by Morley_crosses_to_Withe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 The fact that when I read the bbc news website these days, it feels like reading the daily heil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 3 hours ago, blandy said: As a pizza fascist I disagree capers and artichoke are 2 of the limited number of items I'd allow once I become emperor of the universe. Others are mozzarella, tomato, anchovies, onion, basil, mushrooms, egg, that marina sauce, and spicy sausage (the name escapes me). Grilled veg are OK too. Stuff like pineapples, ground beef, pulled pork, chicken and all that - death penalty Anchovies? If I was served a pizza with anchovies on, not only would I throw the pizza on the floor, I would set fire to the restaurant that served it! Anchovies on a pizza, what has the world come to? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 (edited) 5 hours ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: That shit Nescafé advert with "sleepy Alex" where his housemates wake him up with an orchestra in the garden. **** awful and not at all amusing. An advertising agency would have actually got paid for that shite. I concur. After watching it for the first time today, I was moved to exclaim, "Oh just **** off!" Edited January 16, 2016 by dAVe80 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I bet they paid him quite a bit of money to have his house on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Morley_crosses_to_Withe said: I'm sure me remembering it and telling a few people on a football forum about it is has led to a zero increase in sales. I wouldn't drink that shite anyway, but if I did then I would now be purposely boycotting it for irritating advertising. bloody coffee snobs .... It all tastes the same once you add milk , 3 sugars and ping it in a microwave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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