Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Debate in the things that piss you off that shouldn't thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 it's not even a little debate, there's loads of it people mass debating in this thread 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Well we had to go somewhere after the lovely ladies thread was closed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 8 hours ago, HanoiVillan said: Forgetting the specifics of the case, this seems to be denying that 'emotional harm' is actually a real thing. Is that what you intended to say? In this instance it isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 3 hours ago, Eames said: Why are people getting so bent out of shape about the $15m. The kids family won't get anywhere near it. Sue for a really big number, annoy, irritate and harass public bodies and they'll guarantee a settlement for a small to moderate number. No fault or liability will be admitted. The family walk off with a couple of $m and the cops/school system get to forget it happened drama free. He shouldn't walk with a penny , sorry cent , though if that was my child an apology would have been enough ... A day out with the president would have just been an added bonus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 27, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2015 Guy in my office thinks he's hilarious. He says some funny things, but he's one of these people that if he gets a laugh out of something, he'll say it at every opportunity again and again until you want to murder him. His current thing is doing an impression of our CFO. The only reason people laughed at it was because our CFO is scottish and this guy was doing an Irish accent. So we were literally laughing at him. Now he's doing it all the time. He even did it yesterday in a presentation to a load of people who don't even know who our CFO is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 With all the love in the world, for our American friends on this site, Britain adopting Black Friday. What a crock of shit. "Ooh 15p off a set of pans! No time for you old lady, get out of my way! I'll stamp on your face, before you get that deal before me!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 31 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: With all the love in the world, for our American friends on this site, Britain adopting Black Friday. What a crock of shit. "Ooh 15p off a set of pans! No time for you old lady, get out of my way! I'll stamp on your face, before you get that deal before me!" Can't wait to see these stupid words removed falling over each other and brawling with each other, dribbling morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Can't you just get the same deals online? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted November 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 27, 2015 7 minutes ago, Wainy316 said: Can't you just get the same deals online? Yeah, you can order online, but then you don't get to walk over someone else's kids or punch and old lady in the tits to get that last kettle. I'm not even buying anything! I'm just going around all the shops smashing up displays and forcing doors open the wrong way. I've gone out barefoot. When I see a TV camera I'm going to sit on the floor and scream 'they took my shoes, they took my shoes'. Watch out for me on Channel 4 with Krishnan Guru-Murthy. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexbelowsound Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Michael McIntyre. He finds his own jokes funnier than the audience do. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 27, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2015 Guy in my office thinks he's hilarious. He says some funny things, but he's one of these people that if he gets a laugh out of something, he'll say it at every opportunity again and again until you want to murder him. His current thing is doing an impression of our CFO. The only reason people laughed at it was because our CFO is scottish and this guy was doing an Irish accent. So we were literally laughing at him. Now he's doing it all the time. He even did it yesterday in a presentation to a load of people who don't even know who our CFO is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted November 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 27, 2015 15 minutes ago, mjmooney said: If I'd not seem his picture in Rogues Gallery, that's exactly how I'd picture lapal_fan. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, chrisp65 said: . Watch out for me on Channel 4 with Krishnan Guru-Murthy. If that is the fallout from braving black Friday its not worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, sexbelowsound said: Michael McIntyre. He finds his own jokes funnier than the audience do. Can't stand him either, you would have to pay me to even think about watching one of his standups. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 27, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 27, 2015 1 hour ago, dAVe80 said: If I'd not seem his picture in Rogues Gallery, that's exactly how I'd picture lapal_fan. You're not far off #tumble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 2 hours ago, dAVe80 said: If I'd not seem his picture in Rogues Gallery, that's exactly how I'd picture lapal_fan. I imagine his avatar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted November 27, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 27, 2015 My wasted lunch break. I popped down to the Kingfisher Centre in Redditch so I could find a green wig and take a photo of me wearing it and telling Dave80 that I don't have **** ginger hair, in response to the above suggestion that I look like Charlie Higson playing the annoying office bloke in the Fast Show. Before this however, I stupidly decided to pay a months mortgage payment to buy a costa coffee. That's fine, except I hadn't (past tense) shitted for about 48 hours before hand and coffee is basically turbolax to my body for some reason. 5 minutes into this luckless quest I notice I'm starting to walk funny, so I up the pace somewhat. Still no green wig, I mean come on poundland, this is the sort of random shit you're famous for. I parked my car 10 mins away because it's free and I didn't have time to spend 30 mins trying to park in the car park designed strictly for Smart Cars only. The R.E.M song "Everybody Hurts" popped into my head because of the gut pain of poo desperately trying to exit my body.. I changed the words to "Every bowel hurts" for self indulged comedy effect (There's a Mondegreen for ya). So I get to my car and get stuck in traffic, which is top-class when you're close to joining the nearly famous V.T's "I've shit myself at some point in my life club", so I'm stuck in traffic and for some reason - actually see the "Best of R.E.M" CD - "why not?", I thought, "Now I can actually sing "every bowel hurts"". Drive another couple of minutes to work, get out, try not to run past everyone going out for lunch, because any movement is now a risk. Finally deliver the payload, mein gott.. So, yea, lesson learnt I guess.. don't try and be funny because you might end up nearly shitting yourself. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Divorces. Solicitors. Courts. Enough to push me right to the very limit, whats the point? Really what is the point of it all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 27, 2015 Moderator Share Posted November 27, 2015 Sounds like you've encountered at least 2 different kinds of sssssssssnake in the recent past Stuart. Don't become bitter or they win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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