sharkyvilla Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Hmmm, when videos don't embed pisses me off a wee bit. That and my nasal hair, I've never really found a decent way of trimming it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 24, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2015 Hmmm, when videos don't embed pisses me off a wee bit. That and my nasal hair, I've never really found a decent way of trimming itfingernails and yank it out 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted September 24, 2015 Administrator Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today...Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of criminal organisations. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Hmmm, when videos don't embed pisses me off a wee bit. That and my anal hair, I've never really found a decent way of trimming itfixed. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villakram Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today...Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of criminal organisations.birds of a feather... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 When getting petrol, I always used to completely fill the tank, which cost about £45.But then I realised, I'm carrying more weight then, so it's counter productive. So instead, I started going to the petrol station 10 minutes away, everyday and just putting a couple of quid in.I've just looked at my accounts and it turns out I've been spending more on petrol over the last few months!I suspect the bloke in the petrol station has realised I've figured out their weight scam and is now watering down the petrol when he sees me pull up.Whatever, he's lost my custom now, I'm going to start going to another petrol station. It's a little bit farther away but it's worth it. I'm no mug. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today...Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of other criminal organisations.Fixed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted September 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today... Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of criminal organisations. The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today... Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of criminal organisations. Oh, we usually find a way to welcome all manner of the mighty and dubious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post limpid Posted September 24, 2015 Administrator Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2015 Oh, we usually find a way to welcome all manner of the mighty and dubious. A German, an Kenyan, an American and a Greek walk into a bar.... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2015 Unnecessarily deep kerbs in a badly lit underground carpark. Yep.Ouch. Yeah, did something similar in Sheffield's Meadowhell (sic) Centre. Very low concrete bollards, ideal for reversing into. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted September 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today...Usually the Americans aren't so gracious towards the heads of other criminal organisations.FixedMaybe not criminal, but the pope's impact on traffic in New York City tonight means that my wife is stuck in Manhattan overnight. My little son and I are going to order out (something called buffalo chicken pizza, which is pizza with spicy chicken on it) and have a "just the guys" night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 bet michelle obama rags barack to bits in the bedroom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 saw a car park classic todayI've got a parking space nice n close to the office, I rent a space in a local bowls club car park. They get a few quid regular income, I get a 100 metre walk to work through a park. I'd parked up this morning, me and the guy next to me having a pleasant little chat when in rolled one of the bowls club member pensioners. They have about 50 / 60 spaces on 'their' side, there was one other car parked on their side already. Bowls guy drove in, doing about 10mph, and with 50 to 60 spaces, minus one, to choose from - managed to hit the other car whilst trying to park right next to it. A proper smack into the door at an angle of about 45 degrees. Not even close to getting it right. Rolled back out, straightened up a bit, parked, got out and walked into the bowls club. Didn't even look at his car or the other one. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Was he in a Micra?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 When getting petrol, I always used to completely fill the tank, which cost about £45.But then I realised, I'm carrying more weight then, so it's counter productive. So instead, I started going to the petrol station 10 minutes away, everyday and just putting a couple of quid in.I've just looked at my accounts and it turns out I've been spending more on petrol over the last few months!I suspect the bloke in the petrol station has realised I've figured out their weight scam and is now watering down the petrol when he sees me pull up.Whatever, he's lost my custom now, I'm going to start going to another petrol station. It's a little bit farther away but it's worth it. I'm no mug.I'd suggest maybe your data wasn't quite right, if you've carried one extra passenger for one journey that must completely ruin the efficiency calculation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 bet michelle obama rags barack to bits in the bedroom.I reckon she puts some right minge on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 wasn't a Micra, it was the other one that well off pensioners drive, silver Honda Jazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) bet michelle obama rags barack to bits in the bedroom. I reckon she puts some right minge on iti reckon shes a strap on kind of woman. Edited September 24, 2015 by Rugeley Villa 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Oh, we usually find a way to welcome all manner of the mighty and dubious. A German, an Kenyan, an American and a Greek walk into a bar.... As long as it's not the Greek telling that joke... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 When getting petrol, I always used to completely fill the tank, which cost about £45.But then I realised, I'm carrying more weight then, so it's counter productive. So instead, I started going to the petrol station 10 minutes away, everyday and just putting a couple of quid in.I've just looked at my accounts and it turns out I've been spending more on petrol over the last few months!I suspect the bloke in the petrol station has realised I've figured out their weight scam and is now watering down the petrol when he sees me pull up.Whatever, he's lost my custom now, I'm going to start going to another petrol station. It's a little bit farther away but it's worth it. I'm no mug. I'd suggest maybe your data wasn't quite right, if you've carried one extra passenger for one journey that must completely ruin the efficiency calculation?I'm alright there, I don't have any friends.I don't know why. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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