mjmooney Posted September 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2015 Bananaman, Dangermouse or Superted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 6, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2015 (edited) Hall Green driver lost a leg after SLEEPWALKING to her carThat annoys me.My sister and my girflfriend both know the girl in that article. She didn't sleepwalk at all. She was pissed. She was out drinking with her mates, got dropped home, got into her car to go and see a lad, and crashed it. She admitted it on a blog that's still online and told all her friends that was what happened.It's still a horrific accident that I wouldn't wish on anyone, but she did inflict it upon herself.And fair play that she's now raising money, but it bothers me that she's now lying about "sleepwalking" and being held up as some sort of hero, or at least somebody who deserves loads of sympathy. Edited September 6, 2015 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 She wants to take that blog post down ASAP then, or the next headline will be 'Prominent sleepwalking fundraiser LIED describing circumstances of accident; donors demand refunds' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 the girl on my facebook timeline ranting that her daughter is already in detention because "its a shit school" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 When you download a song and when you listen to it, the ***** lyrics are ***** censored. ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 The fact that shit isn't built for tall people. I'm not 8 pints tall, but I'm over 6ft. As we had a visiting party in the club I'm a member of, I volunteered to work behind the bar for the evening. As we're not a massive club, we don't have a fancy glass cleaning machine, so it's done by hand, in a sink, under the bar. Fine if you're average hight, but knacks your back, if you have to bend down all night, while cleaning glasses. Damn you short people! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 The fact that shit isn't built for tall people. I'm not 8 pints tall, but I'm over 6ft. As we had a visiting party in the club I'm a member of, I volunteered to work behind the bar for the evening. As we're not a massive club, we don't have a fancy glass cleaning machine, so it's done by hand, in a sink, under the bar. Fine if you're average hight, but knacks your back, if you have to bend down all night, while cleaning glasses. Damn you short people! Unusual unit of measurement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 8, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 8, 2015 Oh, 8pints he called you unusual. Fight fight fight fight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wainy316 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The fact that it's considered socially acceptable to eat boiled eggs in public spaces. Would it be okay if I whipped out a fresh turd on my desk and started eating it? No, but why because it fookin smells better! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The fact that it's considered socially acceptable to eat boiled eggs in public spaces. Would it be okay if I whipped out a fresh turd on my desk and started eating it? No, but why because it fookin smells better!Oh my McGrath, yes! The amount of times, I've had a whiff of someone's boiled egg, thinking someone had shit themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The fact that shit isn't built for tall people. I'm not 8 pints tall, but I'm over 6ft. As we had a visiting party in the club I'm a member of, I volunteered to work behind the bar for the evening. As we're not a massive club, we don't have a fancy glass cleaning machine, so it's done by hand, in a sink, under the bar. Fine if you're average hight, but knacks your back, if you have to bend down all night, while cleaning glasses. Damn you short people! I had to experience the delights of an Arriva commuter train this morning.Getting on at one of the first stops, I made the mistake of pushing through the idiots standing in the entrance to avail myself of one of the many empty seats. On trying to sit down it very quickly became obvious why all the other blokes were standing. I didn't fit in the **** gap between their teeny tiny **** seats. Literally didn't fit, at six foot one and three quarters I was too freakishly tall for my legs to physically fit in the gap between their seats.Light years ahead of Jeremy Corbyn, Arriva have developed and rolled out the female only train seat.Trains - they don't start close to my house, they don't end close to my office, they cost three times more than the petrol would have and the seats are too close together to sit on. There were approximately 7,000 screaming refugees on board that later transpired to all be from the same local comprehensive school. I had to stand for the entire journey. Somebody had a cough. Somebody else let their toddler play with the novelty noises on their smart phone.Other than that, **** awesome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2015 That's how I felt sitting in the North End Lower for the first time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Feel your pain. I'm 6'5. The amount of dirty looks I've got on public transport because it looks like I'm intentionally moving my legs to cover the seat next to me to stop someone from sitting next me, when I actually can't fit my legs in any other way! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2015 Yep, I'm the same. It's also the reason I can't sleep on most flights I take. I can get my legs in properly, but only at the expense of sitting up dead straight, which means my head is too high to rest on the headrest. And don't even get me started on the cabin crew bashing my shoulder every time they walk past. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 That's how I felt sitting in the North End Lower for the first time!I sat NEL once, one of the european games under ONeil.We were a block booking of about 6 seats in a row and every one of us was over 6' Subsequently you couldn't steal the legroom of the guy next to you so we didn't fit. Stewards constantly trying to get us to sit down, with us explaining that we weren't being awkward, we just plain didn't fit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 9, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 9, 2015 That's how I felt sitting in the North End Lower for the first time!I sat NEL once, one of the european games under ONeil.We were a block booking of about 6 seats in a row and every one of us was over 6' Subsequently you couldn't steal the legroom of the guy next to you so we didn't fit. Stewards constantly trying to get us to sit down, with us explaining that we weren't being awkward, we just plain didn't fit.Yep, that's how it was. Luckily I was on the back row so spent almost the entire game stood up. But I literally couldn't sit down with my legs in front of me. I had to spread into the leg room either side of me.It was a lot of fun, especially given the game (the Notts County one just gone) but I won't be sitting there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KHV Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 The fact that shit isn't built for tall people. I'm not 8 pints tall, but I'm over 6ft. As we had a visiting party in the club I'm a member of, I volunteered to work behind the bar for the evening. As we're not a massive club, we don't have a fancy glass cleaning machine, so it's done by hand, in a sink, under the bar. Fine if you're average hight, but knacks your back, if you have to bend down all night, while cleaning glasses. Damn you short people! I had to experience the delights of an Arriva commuter train this morning.Getting on at one of the first stops, I made the mistake of pushing through the idiots standing in the entrance to avail myself of one of the many empty seats. On trying to sit down it very quickly became obvious why all the other blokes were standing. I didn't fit in the **** gap between their teeny tiny **** seats. Literally didn't fit, at six foot one and three quarters I was too freakishly tall for my legs to physically fit in the gap between their seats.Light years ahead of Jeremy Corbyn, Arriva have developed and rolled out the female only train seat.Trains - they don't start close to my house, they don't end close to my office, they cost three times more than the petrol would have and the seats are too close together to sit on. There were approximately 7,000 screaming refugees on board that later transpired to all be from the same local comprehensive school. I had to stand for the entire journey. Somebody had a cough. Somebody else let their toddler play with the novelty noises on their smart phone.Other than that, **** awesome.Urghhhh, communting on trains. I gave that up about 5 years ago. I cant handle public transport in the UK it's shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darrenm Posted September 9, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 9, 2015 To be honest, if you want to be freaklishly tall and lord it over the tops of us average people's heads then you deserve a bit of discomfort. Bloody tall people. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 Feel your pain. I'm 6'5. The amount of dirty looks I've got on public transport because it looks like I'm intentionally moving my legs to cover the seat next to me to stop someone from sitting next me, when I actually can't fit my legs in any other way!On busses the old lady seat behind the driver, that faces the other way, and the second to last seat at the back, near the emergency exit is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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