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If "Text" is a verb, which I guess it's accepted these days that it is, then "Text" is present tense. "Texted" I ssurely past tense and so is the correct word to use.

So if the word was "test", you wouldn't say "I test the machine last week"

You'd say "I tested the machine last week"

Therefore, ergo, in conclusion, ultimately, "texted" is correct.

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I want a new job.

Seriously had enough.

**** Margaret.

Depending on what Margaret looks like, that doesn't sound like too bad a job.

How much do you get paid to **** her? What are the hours?

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I want a new job.

Seriously had enough.

**** Margaret.

Depending on what Margaret looks like, that doesn't sound like too bad a job.

How much do you get paid to **** her? What are the hours?

This conjured up unwelcome visualisations of The Iron Lady ..... I was nearly :puke:

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If "Text" is a verb, which I guess it's accepted these days that it is, then "Text" is present tense. "Texted" I ssurely past tense and so is the correct word to use.

So if the word was "test", you wouldn't say "I test the machine last week"

You'd say "I tested the machine last week"

Therefore, ergo, in conclusion, ultimately, "texted" is correct.

Trouble is, "text" sounds like a "---ed" past tense word ("tecksed").

It isn't, of course, otherwise the present tense would be to "tex". One for the denizens of Amarillo or Fort Worth.

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Waking up an hour and a half earlier for my workout because of someone else's schedule. :(

And while it sounds ridiculous "texted" is correct..........sadly.

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Going to use my stapler and having no staples in it.

For some reason I think it should have an endless supply.

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Going to use my stapler and having no staples in it.

For some reason I think it should have an endless supply.

Ditto! I properly resent having to refill my stapler.

I also have a weird '6th sense' about knowing when it's going to be empty (in reality probably a slight pressue change when you're down to the last few).

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That's simply one of the Immutable Laws of the Universe.

The stapler is always full until YOU come to use it.

The printer always runs out of paper when YOU want to print something.

etc.

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that dreamcast best of game thats on the 360, they picked 4 pretty shit games IMO but more annoyingly they put 2 big titles (crazy taxi and sonic) with 2 gash titles (space channel 5 and fishing)

doesnt bode well, why didnt they just stick shenmue, soul calibur, jet grind radio, skies of arcadia on a disc and charge £30 for it

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I want a new job.

Seriously had enough.

**** Margaret.

Depending on what Margaret looks like, that doesn't sound like too bad a job.

How much do you get paid to **** her? What are the hours?

This conjured up unwelcome visualisations of The Iron Lady ..... I was nearly :puke:

They are on a par :thumb:

Absolutely hate the woman. Prick.

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The task of being a project leader. It's like managing a bunch of **** kids.

not being a project leader or any thing like that but...

raising a few issues at work about how things could be improved and then your manager saying right then organise 2 work place work outs in 2 different offices and create a scoping tool find a way to incorporate the five why's and dont forget the include the spingoard technique...that is essential...but most of all remember you need to have a brainstorming session, they are imperritive to all work place work outs

ok

what the **** is a scoping tool

what the **** is the ''springboard techique''

what the **** are the 5 whys

why the **** do they expect you to get a load adults to stick a few post it notes on a wall and call it a brainstorm

why me

maybe I have answered my own question to the 5 whys

I said to him ok then if you give me a few pointers and let me know pretty much how to get my way through this then no problem, he said 'nope you are on your own'

bastards

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I did explan to him that it is a completely pointless exorsise and that the WORK PLACE WORK OUT would not benefit from it at all etc etc

but apparently he is actually targeted on how many WORK PLACE WORK OUTS his staff go on and how many of the 'recomended' techiques are used during these WORK PLACE WORK OUTS or some **** bollocks like that

by the way sorry about my spelling I have had had a few cans of K and a can of special brew (I dont know why but I have gone for strength over quality tonight)

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