sexbelowsound Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 Being blonde and fair skinned. I love the Summer but its bloody painful at times. No amount of sun tan lotion makes a difference, i'm going full lobster. You have sunshine where you live? Landan, yeah, every now and again..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 My nephew's father is so useless. He works 12 hours a WEEK, and always says he's exhausted when I ask him how he's doing. He doesn't even do hard labor, the clearing in the woods. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 He also never taught the kid to ride a bike. He's 13 in October and doesn't know how. So I've started to teach him. Also had to show him how to start a lawn mower today, cuz his idiot father never did. Useless parasite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharperr Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 (edited) whenever i try to stream something and google a stream and this website comes up insteadhttp://www.ukispcourtorders.co.uk/ always for a split second i read the start as 'ukips' and get pissed off at nigel for banning the website. Obviously this is all nonsense and shouldnt annoy me at all (well blocking streams is annoying). Edited June 30, 2015 by gharperr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jon Posted June 30, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted June 30, 2015 He also never taught the kid to ride a bike. He's 13 in October and doesn't know how. To be fair 13 is a pretty young age to be a Dad. Cut him some slack. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Going a bit on topic, self loathing Villa fans. The type who say, "we're shit, and we always will be, everything is doomed, and there's no point supporting the club any more, and nothing will ever change, and we won't sign anyone, and everyone is going to leave, and blah blah blah blah...." Just **** off! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 People moaning about the weather. Asked a mate at work if he was coming out this lunchtime to enjoy the sunshine. "Go outside? In this? You mad? It'll be stifling!" He sat at his desk and read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I can see why. It'd nice enough in the evening or at the weekend, but I don't want to be out in this in office clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 People moaning about the weather. Asked a mate at work if he was coming out this lunchtime to enjoy the sunshine. "Go outside? In this? You mad? It'll be stifling!" He sat at his desk and read. Strangely enough that is exactly what did as well, though I'm not one of these double eyed bastards who complain about the heat in the summer and the cold in the winter, I hate the summer but absolutely love it when it is dark and windy and rainy in the winter. And on that note I'm on the bus and I've got a severe case of Betty Swallocks, I'm half tempted to just take my jeans off and give my balls a little bit of an airing, bus is pretty busy though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 30, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 30, 2015 And on that note I'm on the bus and I've got a severe case of Betty Swallocks, I'm half tempted to just take my jeans off and give my balls a little bit of an airing, bus is pretty busy though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive_La_Villa Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 Unusual levels of rainfall while I'm in Canada as there is a heatwave back home! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 There might be a lot hotter places in the world but at least it's bearable in these places because they have **** air con! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMilnereatsnails Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I went to the driving range today after work, wearing my jeans but it was that hot I ended up taking them off and hitting golf balls in my pants. Didn't hit a bad ball all afternoon, which pissed me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Google keyboard and its random mid typing disappearing act and terrible predictions and suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PongRiddims Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 When people respond to the question 'How are you?' by telling you what day of the week it is. Most often answered like this... It's Monday isn't it, the weekend goes too quick. It's Wednesday isn't it, 'hump day' It's Friday isn't it, almost the weekend. Got any nice plans for the weekend? Er, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 (edited) Going a bit on topic, self loathing Villa fans. The type who say, "we're shit, and we always will be, everything is doomed, and there's no point supporting the club any more, and nothing will ever change, and we won't sign anyone, and everyone is going to leave, and blah blah blah blah...." Just **** off! The Takeover and Summer Speculation threads are surely just a parody of Villa fans being miserable. I don't believe that some people can actually hold some of the batshit crazy views that get posted. Edited July 1, 2015 by Morley_crosses_to_Withe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 The guy next to me at work has bad breath and a fan is blowing it directly up my nostrils. I opened a pack of wotsits earlier, just so I could casually hold one under my nose to disguise the smell. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 buy chewing gum and offer him one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Modern football sleuths fans. "Based on that 3 second 240p vid I squinted to see he looks epicz! I say get him in". **** off man. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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