mjmooney Posted June 27, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 27, 2015 I get really annoyed when someone says "I learned them" instead of saying "I taught them" or "I'll learn him" instead of "I'll teach him". Really pisses me off. The Toad, having finished his breakfast, picked up a stout stick and swung it vigorously, belabouring imaginary animals. 'I'll learn 'em to steal my house!' he cried. 'I'll learn 'em, I'll learn 'em!' 'Don't say "learn 'em," Toad,' said the Rat, greatly shocked. 'It's not good English.' 'What are you always nagging at Toad for?' inquired the Badger, rather peevishly. 'What's the matter with his English? It's the same what I use myself, and if it's good enough for me, it ought to be good enough for you!' 'I'm very sorry,' said the Rat humbly. 'Only I think it ought to be "teach 'em," not "learn 'em."' 'But we don't want to teach 'em,' replied the Badger. 'We want tolearn 'em— learn 'em, learn 'em! And what's more, we're going to doit, too!' 'Oh, very well, have it your own way,' said the Rat. He was getting rather muddled about it himself, and presently he retired into a corner, where he could be heard muttering, 'Learn 'em, teach 'em, teach 'em, learn 'em!' till the Badger told him rather sharply to leave off. The Wind in the Willows I won a prize at primary school for reading out that passage from my favourite book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjaacckk91 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Just me and my supervisor at work today cos of sickies and holidays, and I just cooked us our regular massive weekend fry up. I put him on toast duty(his usual and only job because he's reliably lazy and never cooks/cleans) I finish dishing it all out. "Oh shit, I haven't put the toast under" So we tuck in anyway... A couple of minutes later *ping* "It's not done yet give it a bit more* A couple more minutes later... " oh shit" *smoke is coming from the toaster* You had one job. One. Fml some people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Why are you having toast with a fry up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who mix up 'borrow' and 'lend' and those who call crisps 'crips'. These types should be flayed and then boiled alive in their own piss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) yo blood, dont diss us crips or my man will shoot you the f*** up. Edited June 27, 2015 by Rugeley Villa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 rocket polishers with no shirts on at 8.45am just because the sun is out . I dont wanna smell your unwashed pits so **** off and put your dirty hoodie back on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 haha no way is it hot enough for tops off, its got to be boiling for me to have my top off that early and even then ive got to be doing some graft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Could Be Rotterdam Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 My mom says deserd instead of desert, drives me crazy! Even when we tell her she still can't say it properly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who take their shirts off in public regardless of how warm it is 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Girl I know says council instead of cancel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who take their shirts off in public regardless of how warm it is really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who take their shirts off in public regardless of how warm it is Does this include females? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who take their shirts off in public regardless of how warm it is Does this include females? Females are people now, are they? Whatever next? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gharperr Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) every now and again for some stupid unknown reason i visit and read the facebook EDL page. That page pisses me off. i can simply just never click on it but i do out of curiosity howeverMark Gayden It amazing over 90 percent of muslims cant read or write. They destroyed there own countrieslols. Pretty much sums it up. The whole "why arnt british muslims apologising/condemning the attacks" posts annoys me so so much Edited June 27, 2015 by gharperr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 I often skim EDL and Britain First style pages to laugh at the stupidity, although it can be a bit despair inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 People who take their shirts off in public regardless of how warm it is really? Yeah. Why on earth would you walk down the road or around a town centre with your top off? Extremely chavvy behaviour. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 JD drawstring bags. Why? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 JD drawstring bags. Why? It is really difficult to look cool while carrying a carrier-bag but somehow having a shoulder-bag looks less like you are carrying groceries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 27, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted June 27, 2015 (edited) Self-surgery. Managed to embed a shard of glass in my foot this evening. Had to slice even deeper into the skin to ease the glass out. Blood squirting everywhere. Made worse by then having to get the mop out and clean the hall and living room floor which had looked like a scene from Dexter. The first time I've ever been glad of having wall-to-wall laminate flooring. Now hobbling about with an old sock sellotaped to my foot to stop the blood dripping further. I really should buy a first aid kit. Edited June 27, 2015 by choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Self-surgery. Managed to embed a shard of glass in my foot this evening. Had to slice even deeper into the skin to ease the glass out. Blood squirting everywhere. Made worse by then having to get the mop out and clean the hall and living room floor which had looked like a scene from Dexter. The first time I've ever been glad of having wall-to-wall laminate flooring. Now hobbling about with an old sock sellotaped to my foot to stop the blood dripping further. I really should buy a first aid kit. One of my best mates did this once but she carried on partying and went to hospital sometime the follow afternoon despite blood leaking from her foot like something from a horror movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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