CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 April fools day on the internet. Sigh. The Guardian's Jeremy Clarkson joke made me chuckle. Easy pickings, sure, but still. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 ...you laughed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 ...you laughed? Don't get suckered in lapal, it's an obvious April fools! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's knowing who left the smell you're walking into that's problem. And vice versa. Sitting down and feeling the warmth of the last incumbent is always nice If by "nice" you mean absolutely horrific. I can just about tolerate it at home when its Mrs E or Princess E 1.0 but I absolutely hate it at work. Urgh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's knowing who left the smell you're walking into that's problem. And vice versa. Sitting down and feeling the warmth of the last incumbent is always nice If by "nice" you mean absolutely horrific. I can just about tolerate it at home when its Mrs E or Princess E 1.0 but I absolutely hate it at work. Urgh. I prefer Japanese heated seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's knowing who left the smell you're walking into that's problem. And vice versa. Sitting down and feeling the warmth of the last incumbent is always nice If by "nice" you mean absolutely horrific. I can just about tolerate it at home when its Mrs E or Princess E 1.0 but I absolutely hate it at work. Urgh. I prefer Japanese heated seats. No. A stone cold toilet seat is the only way forward. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. When did you employ Xela? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. When did you employ Xela? It was only a matter of time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. When did you employ Xela? It was only a matter of time I did LOL I read this first at work while having my lunch. Cue bits of chewed up salt and vinegar crisps being sprayed over my laptop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 At the airport , my dad gave me a lift as he often does. Arranged to pick me up at 6:30 ... 6:10 the phone rings , I'm in the shower so ignore it , 6:11 it rings again 6:12 and so on It's my Dad checking I'm awake 2 mins later the phone rings again It's my mum checking I'm awake, calling from the same phone my dad just called from !! I'm 45 years old , I sorta know how to wake up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted April 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2015 Tis my 30th birthday on Monday, I don't hate or enjoy birthdays they are just a massive non event for me. What does piss me off though is how everyone wants to force me to enjoy it and do something special for it, also people constantly asking what I want for it and then getting arsey when I say I don't really want or need anything. If there is something I want I'll save the money and buy it for myself, that's the whole reason I go to work everyday 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 What about a small, yet sticky (and difficult to remove with 1 ply bog roll) blood stains on the back of the seating ring? Some dirty bugger has a slightly bloody arsehole, yet doesn't remove his red residue from the thrown once he has departed from the faecal receiving device in my office. When did you employ Xela? It was only a matter of time I did LOL I read this first at work while having my lunch. Cue bits of chewed up salt and vinegar crisps being sprayed out of my ring Fxd 4 U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 T minus 4 hours to 10 days off .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Marmalade without the bits. Getting dry after a shower. I need a walk in dryer like at centre parcs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2015 Or the crystal maze! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Or the crystal maze! Nah, you'd get covered in foil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Tis my 30th birthday on Monday, I don't hate or enjoy birthdays they are just a massive non event for me. What does piss me off though is how everyone wants to force me to enjoy it and do something special for it, also people constantly asking what I want for it and then getting arsey when I say I don't really want or need anything. If there is something I want I'll save the money and buy it for myself, that's the whole reason I go to work everyday Correct, and just because you don't want or enjoy the attention, you are a miserable word removed. Leave me alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 also receiving presents, even if it is something really good that I'm proper happy with I don't know how to react, I'm not the type of person to jump up and down and clap my hands with excitement so I always feel as though I come across as ungrateful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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