villa4europe Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 staring at the sun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Enjoy your evening quinoa, with the produce from an abattoir and cassava from Cote D'Ivoire. Wash down with a glass of Pinot Noir. That depends entirely on your accent, good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 20, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2015 Had a 2L bottle of coke on the back seat last night just pulling out of Tesco car park, leaving the car park & a fella pulls out right in front of us, the coke rolls off the back seat & explodes underneath my seat with most of it coming up between the partition between the part for your back and where you sit, absolutely drenching the arse off me! Serves you right for buying the poisonous shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Had a 2L bottle of coke on the back seat last night just pulling out of Tesco car park, leaving the car park & a fella pulls out right in front of us, the coke rolls off the back seat & explodes underneath my seat with most of it coming up between the partition between the part for your back and where you sit, absolutely drenching the arse off me! I have never ever had that happen with Pepsi ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I don't usually go for lynx showergel, I usually just buy whatever's cheapest, but it's £1 in asda at the moment. I was curious by this fragrance.. It actually smells like metal. I smell like metal today. Why would make this!? I can't complain really, it does say metal. But come on, metal? You're basically The Terminator 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Exactly! Now I've got the smell to go along with my big muscly muscles, well, I'm basically him. Only in the second film where he's nice though, because I'm a really, really nice guy too. Plus, I have tendancy to materialise naked in various locations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Like lifts? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chappy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Disposing of finished cereal. I either end up with a sink full of cereal bits or a bin bag full of milk. Just drink the remainder straight from the bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 i'm actually gonna find this and buy a bottle. i want to smell metally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 i'm actually gonna find this and buy a bottle. i want to smell metally. Like this guy? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 when you've got no one but yourself to blame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 20, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2015 Bombay Bad Boy water. Sounds reminiscent of the morning after a few scoops and a ruby... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted March 20, 2015 Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2015 Disposing of finished cereal. I either end up with a sink full of cereal bits or a bin bag full of milk. Just drink the remainder straight from the bowl? Tip it in your brew. No need for sweeteners or sugar then too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 20, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2015 Sweet tea? Animals 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 get a dog then give the leftovers to the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 get a dog then give the leftovers to the dog. Then get a goat to catch the dog that is eating the cereal Then get a cow to catch the goat that is catching the dog that is eating the cereal Then get a horse to catch the cow that is catching the goat that is catching the dog that is eating the cereal then once you've got the horse....well, you'll be dead of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 (edited) I've just had a phone call from me dad ''well me and your mom have just got back from your sisters and her fella is going mad about the electrician ripping him off and so we leave their house and come home then your sister texts me to say she's not going out because he is kicking off and she's calling him a **** knob and so your mom took the phone and now them pair have ended up rowing on each other and I've just told your mom to shut the **** up and just put the phone down on her and now she's **** shouting at me'' at this point my mom takes the phone off my dad and explains the exact same story to me which basicly involves ever single person I know arguing, stressing and shouting at each other after 10 minutes of this phone call my dad (who has snatched the phone back off my mom) say's ''what are you up to'' I've just ordered a curry, I'm having a glass of rum and I'm listening to some Townes Van Zandt whilst playing minecraft...before you phoned I was amazingly chilled out'' his reply was **** priceless ''WELL I I WON'T BOTHER PHONING YOU NEXT TIME'' if you are calling me to try and drag me into about 7 different arguments I would actually appreciate it if you didn't phone me thank you very **** much Edited March 20, 2015 by leemond2008 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 20, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2015 How unlike the home life of our own dear Royal Family. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 philip glass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2015 philip glass Where do you stand on Terry Riley and Arvo Part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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