maqroll Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 A chap at work was telling me today that he made his wife breakfast in bed on Valentines day, took it up to the bedroom with a card and she had a right go at him because he didn't get her any flowers! She got him nothing! Later on he heard his wife slagging him off to her mother on the phone! Poor bastard! When he told me, I was more angry than him! What a cheek the woman has! Valentines day is not one way It is nowadays, its all about the ladies and suckering the men to pay out the nose to keep up with the next guy. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 For last Valentines I went over to the house of the girl I was seeing. Strange place. Stripper pole in the bedroom. Her parents upstairs. But she had put rose petals all over the floor. She had obviously put some effort in. After the unpleasantness was complete I fell asleep. I was woken the following morning by her mother coming in to give her something. Me there in her single bed. I buried my face in her pillow like an ostrich as the door opened. Later that morning I got up and dressed and began crunching my way around her bedroom on the rose petals which I could see now were by now a few days past their best before. She got up as well. Her boyfriend was going to be picking her up soon and and she needed to pack. They were going to Florida together for a week and I really shouldn't be there when he arrived. Valentines day is bollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 I read that in the voice of Daniel Stern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 A chap at work was telling me today that he made his wife breakfast in bed on Valentines day, took it up to the bedroom with a card and she had a right go at him because he didn't get her any flowers! She got him nothing! Later on he heard his wife slagging him off to her mother on the phone! Poor bastard! When he told me, I was more angry than him! What a cheek the woman has! Valentines day is not one way It is nowadays, its all about the ladies and suckering the men to pay out the nose to keep up with the next guy. Pathetic. Next year give her Deadly Knightshade, poison ivy or stinging nettle instead of breakfast in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post maqroll Posted February 17, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) FA Cup semifinals at Wembley. Way to downgrade the spectacle of the actual final. Idiots. Edited February 17, 2015 by maqroll 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Wainy316 Posted February 17, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 17, 2015 FA Cup semifinals at Wembley. Way to downgrade the spectacle of the actual final. Idiots. Villa Park and Old Trafford. The end. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Dealing with Freecom after their shitty product died after 2 months. Its a work HD, and I work for one of the largest companies in the UK, I dont get an invoice, so i send them proof of purchase and here I am 12 days later still going over what the fault is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I think Semi Finals should be held somewhere abroad, to maximise profit. One in New York, the other in Hong Kong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I think Semi Finals should be held somewhere abroad, to maximise profit. One in New York, the other in Hong Kong. I wouldnt be surprised if something similar has already been discussed by the geniuses at the FA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 A chap at work was telling me today that he made his wife breakfast in bed on Valentines day, took it up to the bedroom with a card and she had a right go at him because he didn't get her any flowers! She got him nothing! Later on he heard his wife slagging him off to her mother on the phone! Poor bastard! When he told me, I was more angry than him! What a cheek the woman has! Valentines day is not one way It is nowadays, its all about the ladies and suckering the men to pay out the nose to keep up with the next guy. Pathetic. Next year give her Deadly Knightshade, poison ivy or stinging nettle instead of breakfast in bed. He was just a bit put out. I was angrier on his behalf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 FA Cup semifinals at Wembley. Way to downgrade the spectacle of the actual final. Idiots. Villa Park and Old Trafford. The end. Indeed The semi finals always seemed better at club grounds in terms of atmosphere. Wembley should be a special venue and for the final only. Saying that, the new Wembley isn't as grand as the old stadium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) May be being a bit controversial here, but I don't share the love of Wembley that some do. Have been to the old and new stadiums, and fealt the old was a dump, and the new is a colossal waste of money, for what it is. Would have been better off building a new stadium in the middle of the country, that's easy to get to for everyone and at half / a quarter of the price. Edited February 17, 2015 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 (edited) I loved the old one... yeah, the facilities were rubbish, the toilets used to overflow and you could wade ankle deep in piss across the concourse but it never mattered! The long walk out, the 39 steps, the twin towers... great, wasn't it? New Wembley is impressive but a bit soulless IMO Edited February 17, 2015 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Only ever been to the new Wembley and thought it was a massive waste of money spent building a world class stadium in the middle of a trading estate. The road links are awful getting out the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I remember the lakes of piss at the old Wembley. I didn't know if the toilets were knackered or people just pissed wherever they felt like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I remember the lakes of piss at the old Wembley. I didn't know if the toilets were knackered or people just pissed wherever they felt like it. Little from column A, little from column B 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 18, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2015 When you finish your lunch, but are still absolutely starving! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Went to the old Wembley a few times. Never been to the new one. I'm looking at it right now....but never been there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted February 18, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted February 18, 2015 When you finish your lunch, but are still absolutely starving! Got the same problem right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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