chrisp65 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Breakfast today at the hotel ... More sausages , bacon , French toast and other goodies than you can feed Africa with and some woman walks through the whole lot and comes out with a plate of fruit .... And then orders a mint herbal tea Just **** right off and get a sausage down your neck you're on holiday ha! see how I avoided the Kenneth Williams Ooh Matron! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just read this headline: "56 Life Hacks to Help you Win Winter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Websites that use white text on a dark background. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just read this headline: "56 Life Hacks to Help you Win Winter" "51. Umbrellas aren't just for rain. Use them in the snow to keep it off your head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Wow, inspiring stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 30, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 30, 2014 I think the issue was 'win', rather than 'beat'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Wow, inspiring stuff. "22. Use a hot water bottle to warm your bed before you get in it (and then to keep it warm all night)." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 It's not a spelling or grammatical mistake. It's just the modern lexicon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 In normal English it translates as "56 things to do when it's cold outside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 #1 on that list has to be "head to your nearest supermarket at the first mention of potential snow and strip the shelves of bread and milk" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Amateurs. I've already got my basement fully stocked with everything for when the zombie apoca... I mean if I get snowed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 (edited) Just read this headline: "56 Life Hacks to Help you Win Winter" "51. Umbrellas aren't just for rain. Use them in the snow to keep it off your head." Is that actually off that list or #51 in your personal list of keeping your hair frizz free and manageable? Edited December 30, 2014 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just read this headline: "56 Life Hacks to Help you Win Winter" "51. Umbrellas aren't just for rain. Use them in the snow to keep it off your head." Is that actually off that list or #51 in your personal list of keeping your hair frizz free and tame? At the moment I've let my hair roam wild and free. Didn't even dry it fully before going to bed! Anyway, the key is conditioner and a good comb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Way too much effort. I genuinely haven't combed my hair for years now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 facebook again, now my timeline is full of quizzes, couple of grammar ones, spelling ones etc the one that caught my eye was a 10 question how clever are you quiz, with a friends comment that she was very clever because she scored 97% i have no intention of doing the quiz, and i really want to tell her shes an idiot because you cant get 97% on a 10 question quiz, but i risk making an idiot of myself if i dont click the stupid link and see how the scoring works first 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 new years honours and people getting honoured for doing their job, and if it isnt their job, honoured for going to africa to kick a football round with some children, cry on camera and have it shown on sport relief. Thats not doing charity work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Amateurs. I've already got my basement fully stocked with everything for when the zombie apoca... I mean if I get snowed in. Basement in a zombie apocalypse!? You're a madman. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Amateurs. I've already got my basement fully stocked with everything for when the zombie apoca... I mean if I get snowed in. Basement in a zombie apocalypse!? You're a madman. It depends on the type of zombie to an extent. I've given my house a full survey. If it's a Shaun of the Dead style mogadon zombie then I should be ok as the front of house is quite secure and I have a decent gate to the rear garden. However, if it's an Omega Man style night time zombie with abilities the back of my house is particularly vulnerable due to the conservatory which is both easy to break through and offers some access to several first floor windows. In that case, with them being night creatures, I can live comfortably in the house by day but then move to the detached and secure garage at night. It's a decent size, it has electric and water and I can stop light tell taling out with ease. If they are 28 days Later ragey angry all day zombies I think I'm pretty much screwed here and will commandeer a smallish boat and live just off shore, venturing back for water when I have to. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 It's not a spelling or grammatical mistake. It's just the modern lexicon. Didn't Clarkson upset them? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 words removed who still think it's funny to leave work on NYE and say "see you next year". Must have heard that a dozen times today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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