CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Memory foam. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 What does Faux intellectualism mean? Pretending you're more intelligent than you are by utilising arguments, style etc that you've heard or seen but don't truly understand or sincerely believe in. Usually has the goal of making the person look better than they are rather than trying to bring anything to the debate. Right, but I don't think the concept of Faux intellectualism, should be used as a tool to restrict people's ideas and arguments when trying to express themselves, even if they don't fully understand what they're saying. I think I see what you've done there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Me, the brother and his mrs were on the session last night. Stayed up late so the dog followed me up my room and slept on the end of the bed. Wake up at god knows what time to see the dog throwing up off the edge of my bed. Fall back asleep. Regain consciousness and smell the dog's puke. Am sick off other end of the bed. Pass out again. Wake up some time later and try and clean up both sets of mess, in the dark, pissed. Fall over. Put fingers through wet tissue and am sick again, this time in bin. Take sheets off the bed and go back to sleep. Wake up again, room reeks of sick and I need to go again. Make it to the toilet, throw up and pass out in the toilet. Wake up when brother's girlfriend bursts in and throws up. Go to bed without assessing the damage. Get woken up around 8 by the dog licking my face because he wants to be let out. In the cold light of day I see where I've been aiming for the bin has actually been missing and hitting the extension cable instead. My phone, ipad and a collection of chargers are all caked in vom. It's going to take some doing making the room even remotely clean. Think i'll have breakfast and make a start after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Sounds like something that would happen to RV. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I wish it had. To top it off I've just poured a mug of tea down myself as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StefanAVFC Posted December 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2014 What does Faux intellectualism mean? An intelligent fox... What does it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 7, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2014 What does Faux intellectualism mean? An intelligent fox... What does it say? DUDE! What does mine say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xela Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) Me, the brother and his mrs were on the session last night. Stayed up late so the dog followed me up my room and slept on the end of the bed. Wake up at god knows what time to see the dog throwing up off the edge of my bed. Fall back asleep. Regain consciousness and smell the dog's puke. Am sick off other end of the bed. Pass out again. Wake up some time later and try and clean up both sets of mess, in the dark, pissed. Fall over. Put fingers through wet tissue and am sick again, this time in bin. Take sheets off the bed and go back to sleep. Wake up again, room reeks of sick and I need to go again. Make it to the toilet, throw up and pass out in the toilet. Wake up when brother's girlfriend bursts in and throws up. Go to bed without assessing the damage. Get woken up around 8 by the dog licking my face because he wants to be let out. In the cold light of day I see where I've been aiming for the bin has actually been missing and hitting the extension cable instead. My phone, ipad and a collection of chargers are all caked in vom. It's going to take some doing making the room even remotely clean. Think i'll have breakfast and make a start after the game. It's a good start but you need to do more to rival leemond and RV. Perhaps a drunken rant while high on cocaine and simultaneously being pissed on by your missus would be a good start? Edited December 7, 2014 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I think it's going to take something pretty huge to beat your mother excreting on your driveway, to be honest. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Being back in the UK. I'm grateful for the opportunities it has given me but I prefer the more civilised continental life. Going out, having a nice evening without the prospect of Jonny Concrete or Colin Squarehead chinning me for looking at them a 'bit funny'. Much more respect and manners in other parts of Western and Central Europe. Stefan made the right decision. Fair play to the lad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 Me, the brother and his mrs were on the session last night. Stayed up late so the dog followed me up my room and slept on the end of the bed. Wake up at god knows what time to see the dog throwing up off the edge of my bed. Fall back asleep. Regain consciousness and smell the dog's puke. Am sick off other end of the bed. Pass out again. Wake up some time later and try and clean up both sets of mess, in the dark, pissed. Fall over. Put fingers through wet tissue and am sick again, this time in bin. Take sheets off the bed and go back to sleep. Wake up again, room reeks of sick and I need to go again. Make it to the toilet, throw up and pass out in the toilet. Wake up when brother's girlfriend bursts in and throws up. Go to bed without assessing the damage. Get woken up around 8 by the dog licking my face because he wants to be let out. In the cold light of day I see where I've been aiming for the bin has actually been missing and hitting the extension cable instead. My phone, ipad and a collection of chargers are all caked in vom. It's going to take some doing making the room even remotely clean. Think i'll have breakfast and make a start after the game. It's a good start but you need to do more to rival leemond and RV. Perhaps a drunken rant while high on cocaine and simultaneously being pissed on by your missus would be a good start? He would also have some kind sexual encounter with his brothers girlfriend. Not bad though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 (edited) Me, the brother and his mrs were on the session last night. Stayed up late so the dog followed me up my room and slept on the end of the bed. Wake up at god knows what time to see the dog throwing up off the edge of my bed. Fall back asleep. Regain consciousness and smell the dog's puke. Am sick off other end of the bed. Pass out again. Wake up some time later and try and clean up both sets of mess, in the dark, pissed. Fall over. Put fingers through wet tissue and am sick again, this time in bin. Take sheets off the bed and go back to sleep. Wake up again, room reeks of sick and I need to go again. Make it to the toilet, throw up and pass out in the toilet. Wake up when brother's girlfriend bursts in and throws up. Go to bed without assessing the damage. Get woken up around 8 by the dog licking my face because he wants to be let out. In the cold light of day I see where I've been aiming for the bin has actually been missing and hitting the extension cable instead. My phone, ipad and a collection of chargers are all caked in vom. It's going to take some doing making the room even remotely clean. Think i'll have breakfast and make a start after the game. It's a good start but you need to do more to rival leemond and RV. Perhaps a drunken rant while high on cocaine and simultaneously being pissed on by your missus would be a good start? He would also have some kind sexual encounter with his brothers girlfriend. Not bad though. Its a decent effort Perhaps some jaw volleying as well to top it off? Edited December 7, 2014 by Xela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I picture him stood behind the Christmas tree knocking one out whilst the dog is sick over the brothers missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 I picture him stood behind the Christmas tree knocking one out whilst the dog is sick over the brothers missus. Someone, MS Paint this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ginko Posted December 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2014 Ask and ye shall receive... 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted December 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2014 I like it! This is my attempt I think B94Villa should select a winner at the end of the week and that image shall be used for the family Christmas card. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post B94villa Posted December 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2014 I object to being portrayed as some sort of sexual deviant. No **** way would I be watching Mrs Brown's Boys. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted December 7, 2014 Share Posted December 7, 2014 ****, yours is way better. I knew I should have grown a pair and gone isometric. Good effort. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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