trekka Posted October 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2014 Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I ain't had the bison vodka for ages, quite nice stuff, I always used to chew that big blade of grass that was in it after I finished the bottle. I've ended up getting a bottle of captain Morgans 4 bottles of Stella and a bottle of red wine I thought I'd play it safe and just get a little if everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted October 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Don't. Drink. It. All. (seriously mate, there's a whole weekend!) Edited October 17, 2014 by trekka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Nah I won't, I'll probably do the Stella and some of the rum, it's always nice to have a choice though Edited October 17, 2014 by leemond2008 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). I tried that at a beer festival once, it was like alcoholic golden syrup. Foul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I didn't turn down any offers. I don't get any offers. People think I don't like standing in a loud, dark room full of rocket polishers, for some reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I didn't turn down any offers. I don't get any offers. People think I don't like standing in a loud, dark room full of rocket polishers, for some reason. It wasn't a case of me turning it down it was a case of if you wanted to go you put your name on the list, I much prefer drinking on my own in a dark room whilst listening to music than the hustle, bustle, and "banter" that goes with stuff like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted October 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2014 (edited) Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). I tried that at a beer festival once, it was like alcoholic golden syrup. Foul. It does have an acquired taste, I'll give you that. If you want really foul, then this is the badger: It used to have on its label, "the strongest lager beer in the world" and was brewed by monks apparently every Christmas (at least when I used to buy it). I always had a bottle to open during Christmas. It doesn't taste like a beer and it doesn't taste like sherry, it's a kind of mish-mash between them both. Edited October 17, 2014 by trekka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). Interestingly I haven't been pestered with one stoptober request via facebook this year ... Presumably everyone has woken up to how annoying they are ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I didn't turn down any offers. I don't get any offers. People think I don't like standing in a loud, dark room full of rocket polishers, for some reason. It wasn't a case of me turning it down it was a case of if you wanted to go you put your name on the list, I much prefer drinking on my own in a dark room whilst listening to music than the hustle, bustle, and "banter" that goes with stuff like that Doesn't sound much fun to me if I'm honest I always end up drinking alone around 4am because everyone else has gone to bed but I've had the whole night being sociable before that and sitting around getting drunk on my own just has zero appeal for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I didn't turn down any offers. I don't get any offers. People think I don't like standing in a loud, dark room full of rocket polishers, for some reason.It wasn't a case of me turning it down it was a case of if you wanted to go you put your name on the list, I much prefer drinking on my own in a dark room whilst listening to music than the hustle, bustle, and "banter" that goes with stuff like thatDoesn't sound much fun to me if I'm honest I always end up drinking alone around 4am because everyone else has gone to bed but I've had the whole night being sociable before that and sitting around getting drunk on my own just has zero appeal for me Nah I love it, always have. Last week I went out with my mates and socialised and drank enough to kill a baby rhino and that does me for a good month or so, I can't be arsed with it all the time, you can't beat having the odd night where you just blast your music out play your guitar and get slowly drunk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2014 Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). I tried that at a beer festival once, it was like alcoholic golden syrup. Foul. It does have an acquired taste, I'll give you that. If you want really foul, then this is the badger: It used to have on its label, "the strongest lager beer in the world" and was brewed by monks apparently every Christmas (at least when I used to buy it). I always had a bottle to open during Christmas. It doesn't taste like a beer and it doesn't taste like sherry, it's a kind of mish-mash between them both. So it's barley wine, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I wish I had weighed myself before and after the shit I just took. Seriously, it was the biggest shit I've ever had in my life, it disappeared around the u-bend in one perfect unbroken log. I'm curious to know how heavy it was, I'm convinced it would have been over one lb. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Everyone at work is going out on the piss tonight, I opted not to go and thought I would get myself a nice bottle of gingerbread rum to drink instead...can't get none though, that's scuppered my plans for tonight, I suppose it'll be Stella and wine or vodka...again If it makes you feel any better, like you, I turned down an offer to go out due to me having to save to pay a certain speeding fine coming up . I've decided that from Monday I'm on a no booze month (screw "stoptober", I'll do it when I please). So to go out on a bang I tried to get some Delirium Tremens (awesome stuff!) ...but the trusty place I go to that normally stocks at least a few bottles of everything and anything is out Zubrowka it is then (equally awesome but got to take it easy - Bison Vodka is lethal!). Delicious beer, but a case of 12oz bottles over here costs $60! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Talking on the phone to someone, having a healthy rant and the phone goes dead, can't get through to continue my rant...I think they may have put the phone down on me cuz of my ranting. Best thing about it is that at the time that the phone went dead I was getting aggravated by the fact that you can't trust a horses face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 I don't trust horses at all, we all know that dogs are stupid and cats are knobs but horses??? I remember when one randomly started chewing on my coat when I was going to watch the villa...it was a police hoss as well Now if I was a police hoss I would stand looking proud and shit like yeah look at me I'm a hoss. But this hoss just tried to eat my shoulder and when I turned to look at him there was a horrible look of arrogance in his eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 *hangs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Damn you page break! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted October 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted October 17, 2014 I don't trust horses at all, we all know that dogs are stupid and cats are knobs but horses??? I remember when one randomly started chewing on my coat when I was going to watch the villa...it was a police hoss as well Now if I was a police hoss I would stand looking proud and shit like yeah look at me I'm a hoss. But this hoss just tried to eat my shoulder and when I turned to look at him there was a horrible look of arrogance in his eye I absolutely loathe horses. Anyone who knows me 'irl' knows that I have an almost irrational hatred of the bastards. Just look at those bastard fringes! they want to kill us all and cannot be trusted in any way shape or form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 the missus has been out since 6, gets in, im watching a film, starts talking, im pretty polite and say sorry im watching this, 5 minutes later she starts again, politely tell her again, 5 minutes starts reading me some facebook status of some girl ive never heard of, one of them god awful share things, some bollocks about voids in your life... "i really dont give a ****, im trying to watch this film" storms off to bed calling me every name under the sun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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