Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Bring wet wipes to work... Hmmm, that could be an option but those packets are quite bulky in your pocket. I don't think I'd live it down if my work mates discovered I was carrying wet wipes around with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 He said not too long ago that he's thinking of not posting here any more, didn't he? Wonder why that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Jon Posted September 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 29, 2014 He said not too long ago that he's thinking of not posting here any more, didn't he? Wonder why that is. He just got totally browned off with it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Went to a club in London on Saturday. It was blatantly watered down alcohol. More in a "You're ripping me off by charging me £5 for a glass of coke disguised as alcohol you stingy bastards!" What club was that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 All this talk of poo is funny. Megalulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2014 Went to a club in London on Saturday. It was blatantly watered down alcohol. More in a "You're ripping me off by charging me £5 for a glass of coke disguised as alcohol you stingy bastards!" What club was that!? XOYO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 You got Wingdings on or is your keyboard broken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Typing in code? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2014 No wingdings XOYO Like I said, the club was actually pretty cool. But the drinks pissed me off. It's not like it was some shitty place charging £1.50 for a single. I could understand crap alcohol for that. But it was £20 just to get into the friggin' place and a single with coke was £5. Now it's London so I was expecting those prices, but I'd at least like to have real alcohol for my money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Endless wiping annoys me. If I've finished pooing, how can toilet paper keep having little turd smudges? Its at that point I bust out a few of the missus wet wipes to finish the job and then one last round of toilet paper to dry. Me ain't having no skiddies. Its squeaky clean or no dice. Teflon poos are ace. Crimping off too early and leaving the sparrow's beak, much less so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Now it's London so I was expecting those prices, but I'd at least like to have real alcohol for my money! The best way to not get fleeced on a night out in London is to leave London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Why are dudes fascinated by their bowel movements 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 it's better than just talking shit all the time like we have to in mixed company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 ha fair enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2014 Forgetting to take my phone when I go for a dump. That is the worst thing in the world and for that reason I keep a book in the toilet and the bathroom as well. A book? A book??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!! First thing I did when we moved into this house was build fitted bookshelves in the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Forgetting to take my phone when I go for a dump. That is the worst thing in the world and for that reason I keep a book in the toilet and the bathroom as well. A book? A book??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!! First thing I did when we moved into this house was build fitted bookshelves in the bog. And at work? (That thing you used to do) (Soz Donald). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Forgetting to take my phone when I go for a dump.That is the worst thing in the world and for that reason I keep a book in the toilet and the bathroom as well.A book? A book??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!! First thing I did when we moved into this house was build fitted bookshelves in the bog. I fear Mrs M is less of a philastine than Mrs E. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Forgetting to take my phone when I go for a dump. That is the worst thing in the world and for that reason I keep a book in the toilet and the bathroom as well. A book? A book??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH!!!!!! First thing I did when we moved into this house was build fitted bookshelves in the bog. And at work? (That thing you used to do) (Soz Donald). At work is fine, I usually combine having a dump with playing a match on Sensible Soccer on the Windows Phone SNES Emulator. Got a 10 team international league going. I guess I can track my bowel movements by games played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) This advert Especially the ugly kid at the end Edited September 29, 2014 by limpid fixed embed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 29, 2014 (edited) Eh? Mrs M isn't a philistine at all - she totally approved of the bookshelves. As for work (ah, work, how I miss it - NOT), yeah, it had to be a pocket sized book, or the phone. Edited September 29, 2014 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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