Stevo985 Posted September 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2014 Its not often I have to get back from work in a hurry. But EVERY time I do need to get back, there's major delays. I feel like I'm in the **** Truman show. An hour and a half delay today getting back. Now I'm late for the stag do I'm meant to be on. **** sake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 But EVERY time I do need to get back, there's major delays. I feel like I'm in the **** Truman show. Shit lads, he's onto us. ABORT! ABORT! It's fine. The Stevo Show has gotten really **** boring lately anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2014 And now my train into Birmingham is late FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 And now my train into Birmingham is late FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- It wouldn't be if I was driving it I would cancel it instead MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 19, 2014 Its probably The_Rev's fault somehow. The bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I would ask what train it is but that would give away your secret location Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ginko Posted September 19, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 19, 2014 And now my train into Birmingham is late FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- Camera 2, zoom in on his misery. Capture the tears. Perfect *gently touches the screen* 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I assume all this cyclist hate is in keeping with the thread topic of things that piss you off _that shouldn't_? What should piss you off is the obesity epidemic rather than people trying to get fit, healthy and shed some weight. You can't cycle on the pavement, it's illegal, and it's quite easy to kill someone. The road is for cyclists and motor vehicles. Both have equal rights. The lycra and all the gear helps go a teeny bit faster so the cyclist can get out of your way quicker. It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. If they're all in a line you have no chance of getting past before a car comes the other way. When they're 2 abreast you can go past with just a bit more room than you'd normally give them. Finally, sometimes you have to swerve all over the road. You're either completely knackered from attempting to keep a speed which doesn't hold everyone up, or the road surface is utterly shit and you're trying not to be flung off your bike under a Freelander's wheel so have to avoid pot holes and drains. Apologies for ruining the joviality. I know everyone is a big health fan anyway and applauds anyone trying not to die too soon. Back on topic - The fact I can't wear jeans to work. That pisses me off (but shouldn't) (sorry donnie). In fact, wouldn't the thread title be better like that? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. Check out rule 66 of the highway code. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. Check out rule 66 of the highway code. Reading 69 might be useful for some cyclists too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Cyclists are clearings in the woods, end of. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. Check out rule 66 of the highway code. That says a maximum of 2 abreast? It's generally recognised it's better to do so for the reason above. http://ukcyclelaws.blogspot.co.uk/p/the-laws-according-to-highway-code.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Some people are clearings in the woods, end of. Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. Check out rule 66 of the highway code. Rule 66 also states "Be considerate of other road users" something cyclists often fail to do when they're pulling out in front of you or weaving in and out of traffic. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I find people who hate cyclists also have tiny cocks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Rule 66 also states "Be considerate of other road users" something cyclists often fail to do when they're pulling out in front of you or weaving in and out of traffic.I think you're on dodgy ground if you're taking cyclists to task (over motorists) for not being considerate of other road users. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I assume all this cyclist hate is in keeping with the thread topic of things that piss you off _that shouldn't_? What should piss you off is the obesity epidemic rather than people trying to get fit, healthy and shed some weight. You can't cycle on the pavement, it's illegal, and it's quite easy to kill someone. The road is for cyclists and motor vehicles. Both have equal rights. The lycra and all the gear helps go a teeny bit faster so the cyclist can get out of your way quicker. It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. If they're all in a line you have no chance of getting past before a car comes the other way. When they're 2 abreast you can go past with just a bit more room than you'd normally give them. Finally, sometimes you have to swerve all over the road. You're either completely knackered from attempting to keep a speed which doesn't hold everyone up, or the road surface is utterly shit and you're trying not to be flung off your bike under a Freelander's wheel so have to avoid pot holes and drains. Apologies for ruining the joviality. I know everyone is a big health fan anyway and applauds anyone trying not to die too soon. Back on topic - The fact I can't wear jeans to work. That pisses me off (but shouldn't) (sorry donnie). In fact, wouldn't the thread title be better like that? **** off, hippy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I assume all this cyclist hate is in keeping with the thread topic of things that piss you off _that shouldn't_? What should piss you off is the obesity epidemic rather than people trying to get fit, healthy and shed some weight. You can't cycle on the pavement, it's illegal, and it's quite easy to kill someone. The road is for cyclists and motor vehicles. Both have equal rights. The lycra and all the gear helps go a teeny bit faster so the cyclist can get out of your way quicker. It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. If they're all in a line you have no chance of getting past before a car comes the other way. When they're 2 abreast you can go past with just a bit more room than you'd normally give them. Finally, sometimes you have to swerve all over the road. You're either completely knackered from attempting to keep a speed which doesn't hold everyone up, or the road surface is utterly shit and you're trying not to be flung off your bike under a Freelander's wheel so have to avoid pot holes and drains. Apologies for ruining the joviality. I know everyone is a big health fan anyway and applauds anyone trying not to die too soon. Back on topic - The fact I can't wear jeans to work. That pisses me off (but shouldn't) (sorry donnie). In fact, wouldn't the thread title be better like that? **** off, hippy I bet he's a vegan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I assume all this cyclist hate is in keeping with the thread topic of things that piss you off _that shouldn't_? What should piss you off is the obesity epidemic rather than people trying to get fit, healthy and shed some weight. You can't cycle on the pavement, it's illegal, and it's quite easy to kill someone. The road is for cyclists and motor vehicles. Both have equal rights. The lycra and all the gear helps go a teeny bit faster so the cyclist can get out of your way quicker. It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. If they're all in a line you have no chance of getting past before a car comes the other way. When they're 2 abreast you can go past with just a bit more room than you'd normally give them. Finally, sometimes you have to swerve all over the road. You're either completely knackered from attempting to keep a speed which doesn't hold everyone up, or the road surface is utterly shit and you're trying not to be flung off your bike under a Freelander's wheel so have to avoid pot holes and drains. Apologies for ruining the joviality. I know everyone is a big health fan anyway and applauds anyone trying not to die too soon. Back on topic - The fact I can't wear jeans to work. That pisses me off (but shouldn't) (sorry donnie). In fact, wouldn't the thread title be better like that? Animals also have equal rights but you don't see them working in the stock market or flying planes or cycling down bloody main roads... Nope they know their place which is in a field or a zoo or on a dinner plate So cyclists should also follow the pecking order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 I assume all this cyclist hate is in keeping with the thread topic of things that piss you off _that shouldn't_? What should piss you off is the obesity epidemic rather than people trying to get fit, healthy and shed some weight. You can't cycle on the pavement, it's illegal, and it's quite easy to kill someone. The road is for cyclists and motor vehicles. Both have equal rights. The lycra and all the gear helps go a teeny bit faster so the cyclist can get out of your way quicker. It IS much safer to ride side by side. And as a driver I much prefer cyclists to be side by side so I can pass them easier. If they're all in a line you have no chance of getting past before a car comes the other way. When they're 2 abreast you can go past with just a bit more room than you'd normally give them. Finally, sometimes you have to swerve all over the road. You're either completely knackered from attempting to keep a speed which doesn't hold everyone up, or the road surface is utterly shit and you're trying not to be flung off your bike under a Freelander's wheel so have to avoid pot holes and drains. Apologies for ruining the joviality. I know everyone is a big health fan anyway and applauds anyone trying not to die too soon. Back on topic - The fact I can't wear jeans to work. That pisses me off (but shouldn't) (sorry donnie). In fact, wouldn't the thread title be better like that? Animals also have equal rights but you don't see them working in the stock market or flying planes or cycling down bloody main roads... Nope they know their place which is in a field or a zoo or on a dinner plate So cyclists should also follow the pecking order Shouldn't be allowed out of the velodrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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