rjw63 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The inane question at the end of every single official Villa Facebook post. "How well is Ashley playing this term?" "How many goals can Gabby score this term?" "How vital was Phillips in the victory?" It stinks of someone having read a textbook on social media and then implemented the top ten tips for stakeholder engagement or some such blather. Plus, every player is always "relishing" something; the challenge, being shouted at by Roy Keane, giving their view on how influential Ron has been this term. This x 1 million. Never took much notice before but now you've mentioned it I had to check. Banal in the extreme. Today's effort: No.1 Brad Guzan tells us about Tom Cleverley’s football talents on the pitch and musical ability off the field. What song would you sing for the Villa squad? Seriously? Who writes this **** crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Kofi Annan not on your christmas card list, then? anyone else would have gone with a " Frank" ..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 People who think Southbank is a **** running track. Nothing more annoying than having these words removed zipping around you when you're trying to have a lunch time stroll. **** off you rocket polishers. You live in London? That has blown my mind. You must **** hate it down here. Agree with you mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 People who think Southbank is a **** running track. Nothing more annoying than having these words removed zipping around you when you're trying to have a lunch time stroll. **** off you rocket polishers. You live in London? That has blown my mind. You must **** hate it down here. Agree with you mind. Yep, I really hate it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Mat Kendrick's Twitter feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The name Kai My wife's sister's boyfriend is called Kai, and he's a complete Tit. He's 40, got a goatee, skateboards, and he goes by the name of 'Chaos Fleabag' on Facebook. He doesn't drink. He hates football. He's a clearing in the woods on every level. He doesn't drink? What a loser 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 The inane question at the end of every single official Villa Facebook post. "How well is Ashley playing this term?" "How many goals can Gabby score this term?" "How vital was Phillips in the victory?" It stinks of someone having read a textbook on social media and then implemented the top ten tips for stakeholder engagement or some such blather. Plus, every player is always "relishing" something; the challenge, being shouted at by Roy Keane, giving their view on how influential Ron has been this term. This x 1 million. Never took much notice before but now you've mentioned it I had to check. Banal in the extreme. Today's effort: No.1 Brad Guzan tells us about Tom Cleverley’s football talents on the pitch and musical ability off the field. What song would you sing for the Villa squad? Seriously? Who writes this **** crap? its me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted September 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 17, 2014 Rugeley Villa once made love to a vacuum cleaner. Which household appliance would you use to get yourself off? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 NOW your custom title makes sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Rugeley Villa once made love to a vacuum cleaner. Which household appliance would you use to get yourself off? Rugeleys mum once pissed all over his drive. Where has your mum opened up and shouted for a mop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2014 There's a show on BBC 2 right now. It's called "Some Dog Owners with Jokes" And that's literally what it is. Random people stood next to their dogs, telling SHIT jokes to canned laughter. Its half an hour. How the **** did this get on television? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Seriously? Yeah that TV License is paying for itself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 There's a show on BBC 2 right now. It's called "Some Dog Owners with Jokes" And that's literally what it is. Random people stood next to their dogs, telling SHIT jokes to canned laughter. Its half an hour. How the **** did this get on television? If it keeps a female comedian off the air I'm all for it ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 (edited) Seriously? Yeah that TV License is paying for itself! It's probably all they're able to afford after spunking so much on Olympics coverage. Edited September 17, 2014 by snowychap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 There's a show on BBC 2 right now. It's called "Some Dog Owners with Jokes" And that's literally what it is. Random people stood next to their dogs, telling SHIT jokes to canned laughter. Its half an hour. How the **** did this get on television? I think that started with an American programme called 'Old Jews Telling Jokes'. There was a scouse version recently. I didn't watch it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Seriously? Yeah that TV License is paying for itself! It's probably all they're able to afford after spunking so much on Olympics coverage. I was worth it and you know it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Ain't no Chemmy Alcott, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Instead of spending a heap of money to cover people falling about on snow, I'd rather Countryfile was given a bigger budget and Ellie ( <33333333333 ) was on TV for at least 5 hours each Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You are cold son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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