lapal_fan Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I can imagine you being completely disheartened by the snub, and just slumping back into your chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yeah, pretty much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post B94villa Posted September 12, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2014 Nothing stings more than getting done over by a kid. Saw my cousin's little girl for the first time in a few years recently, she used to think the world of me and we'd chat away for hours on end about all sorts. This time she pretty much ignored me at every opportunity so I took the hint and played the boring old relative card and said "Am I too old and boring for you now then?" To which she replied "It's not really about your age..." I spent the rest of the day playing with the dog. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I have told a fair few kids that santa doesnt exist, that kind of makes them leave me the hell alone. I used to work at butlins as a redcoat and many childrens dreams were shattered because of me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted September 12, 2014 I have told a fair few kids that santa doesnt exist, that kind of makes them leave me the hell alone. I used to work at butlins as a redcoat and many childrens dreams were shattered because of me. You and Bicks should be friends. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 (edited) Blessing in disguise, B94. I am eagerly awaiting reaching that point when I'm no longer the "fun" Uncle that suffers the brunt of the physical abuse from three hyper-active children when visiting. Last time we went up, I was woken up in the morning via the medium of the middle child smacking me in the arse repeatedly with his toy lightsaber. This is a boy whose parents were once called into the teacher's office at pre-school because he had stood up during the middle of quiet reading time, yelled "I'M SPIDERMAN!" and punched the child next to him. Then there was the incident with the eldest, who apparently whilst watching an episode of Takeshi's Castle proclaimed "Run you crazy nips!". Edited September 12, 2014 by GarethRDR 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B94villa Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Not been posting on here very long mate but i can definitely see your influence in some of that behaviour! In fairness I don't really mind not being the fun one (because I'm not really), but whenever a kid has one of those questions that is just an endless stream of "why does x do y" I always seem to be the one who gets asked. Makes me feel like a source of seniority and respect. Unfortunately those questions now seem to be more along the lines of "why are you such a complete rocket polisher?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 How very dare thee, I am the moral zenith of role models! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 That Direct Line advert with Harvey Keitel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I can already see my soon to be 12 year old nephew become a little bit cynical and sarcastic in the way only teenagers can be...the totally carefree, unselfconscious play time we always enjoyed will be just a nice memory soon enough. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just saw on CNN some dippy actress who is promoting the fact that she gives to charity and said this: "Impacting someone you don't know is such a next-level karma of paying it forward." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Thankfully, I neither understand nor care what the shitting hell she said.I hope she has grandchildren and I hope they leave her to rot in whatever version of old people's home is okay in 30 years' time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Thankfully, I neither understand nor care what the shitting hell she said. I hope she has grandchildren and I hope they leave her to rot in whatever version of old people's home is okay in 30 years' time. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 When you're in bed on your phone and you drop your phone on your face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted September 13, 2014 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2014 Dickhead dog lovers raising over a million quid in a day for a dogs home in Manchester because of an arson attack. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Dickhead dog lovers raising over a million quid in a day for a dogs home in Manchester because of an arson attack. Their failure to understand that such homes are just Dignitas for doggies, is touching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 (edited) People who think Southbank is a **** running track. Nothing more annoying than having these words removed zipping around you when you're trying to have a lunch time stroll. **** off you rocket polishers. Edited September 13, 2014 by Dr_Pangloss 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 I just don't want them. It's not like "Oh no I'm not mature enough or responsible enough to handle it". Just the more I think about it the less I want them. Certainly not for a while anyway (yeah, I'm 28) I was 34, still wasn't ready but it happened and is literally the best thing ever. So give it a few years but make sure you make the most of them!! As every year passes I think my chance of having kids gets smaller and smaller. When I was younger I just thought i'd get married and have a family as it was the natural thing to do. Now, my view is different. Saying that, two of my best mates had their first ones at 37 and they couldn't be happier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Dickhead dog lovers raising over a million quid in a day for a dogs home in Manchester because of an arson attack. Yeah how heartless of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Dickhead dog lovers raising over a million quid in a day for a dogs home in Manchester because of an arson attack. Not sure if serious?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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