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Now I know people will be saying I'm hypocritical here because of a comment made in 2008. But many people on the forum seems a bit obsessed with bodily functions, pooing, weeing, etc, it seems to have infiltrated it's way into many threads. Can we put a stop to it please?

Do you feel like people are 'shitting on you' Voinjama?

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I clean between my arse cheeks and around my cigar cutter when in the shower. Is that common? I'm wondering whether it's an area people generally don't bother with/forget about.

I do it every day. I'm sure that's where the really smelly people smell from. Not their pits, but a mixture of left over shite and masturbatorial sweating in the bit between your balls and arse that's gone unwashed for ages.

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Has anybody ever had a poo and they've been proud of how foul it smells?

I used to drink Guinness by the gallon, and as anyone who has had a session on the black stuff will testify, the bowel movement the following morning is like nothing on God's earth.

Absolutely. The Guiness oil rush I called it. Horrendous but you were proud of it.

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Woke up this morning to find I'd left the garage open all night

Got home from work tonight to find I'd left the doors unlocked

Luckily i live in Surrey rather than up North so we don't have any crime , but worried I may be in the onset of brain aids ... Any doctors on here that can reassure me ?

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Woke up this morning to find I'd left the garage open all night

Got home from work tonight to find I'd left the doors unlocked

Luckily i live in Surrey rather than up North so we don't have any crime , but worried I may be in the onset of brain aids ... Any doctors on here that can reassure me ?

No, I think you're becoming a blues singer.
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I can reassure you, but first I need some personal details. Let's begin with the house address...

Surrey

We all have mansions not houses .., I'll get my butler to forward on the address though

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