Tegis Posted July 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2014 So you are getting the house done up without lifting a finger? Just move in to friends/relatives for a week while it's happening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Wish someone would come and di my kitchen up! Even with some banging and upheaval! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Did you tell them you piss in the sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Our kitchen looks like its been in since the 70s so im glad were having a new one fitted. It just could not of come at a worse time, just wanted it to be a bit more chilled as im back at work next week. As it happens were living down my mums flat in the day until they are finished. Edited July 15, 2014 by Rugeley Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So you are getting the house done up without lifting a finger? ...and also presumably for free. Sorry mate, not much sympathy here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Did you tell them you piss in the sink? no I thought I would not mention that ha, im packing that in now though as the new baby has arrived. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So you are getting the house done up without lifting a finger? ...and also presumably for free. Sorry mate, not much sympathy here. its been falling to bits since we moved in, yep its for free because its housing association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So you are getting the house done up without lifting a finger? ...and also presumably for free. Sorry mate, not much sympathy here. its been falling to bits since we moved in, yep its for free because its housing association. Falling to bits since you've moved in? What else do you do in there, apart from pissing in the sink (YOU TRAMP!)???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Being back in Istanbul after a great weekend in Sofia. Man, that place is cheap. Me and my friend went to a really nice restaurant yesterday afternoon and the bill came to 50lev (£20). This included 2 starters, a Caesar salad, pork fillets, a mushroom risotto and 3 beers each. And this, according to my friend was expensive for Sofia. I went cycling around the city on a rented bike for 2 days at a cost of £4 per bike for 48hours. That included, locks, lights, and insurance. Such a beautiful city and I was astounded at the level of English, nearly everyone spoke it. I've not seen such a level since Germany. Plus, it was summer so the parks were full of people drinking beer and enjoying spontaneous free entertainment that was popping up everywhere. On a slightly odder note. My friend is an architect and she took me round a mall she co-designed. It was unfinished and I didn't want to cry about elf and safffety but man alive, I was shitting myself as we were walking through unfinished cinemas and shops. Another thing...beer everywhere. Even Costa Coffee sold beer. Downside was, there were two humongous storms whilst I was there, and I had to cycle 7 miles back to the apartment in one of them. Smacked my knee on an unseen bollard. Going back in two weeks... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 15, 2014 Being back in Istanbul after a great weekend in Sofia. On a slightly odder note. My friend is an architect and she took me round a mall she co-designed. It was unfinished and I didn't want to cry about elf and safffety but man alive, I was shitting myself as we were walking through unfinished cinemas and shops. Aha, uhum.......inevitable post coming up in the relationship thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Being back in Istanbul after a great weekend in Sofia. On a slightly odder note. My friend is an architect and she took me round a mall she co-designed. It was unfinished and I didn't want to cry about elf and safffety but man alive, I was shitting myself as we were walking through unfinished cinemas and shops. Aha, uhum.......inevitable post coming up in the relationship thread? Could be onto something there 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jury duty in one hour. I really hope I get dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jury duty in one hour. I really hope I get dismissed. white pointy hat should do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jury duty in one hour. I really hope I get dismissed.Tell them you are prejudiced against all races . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I got dismissed last time on a B&E case, and I'm guessing it was because they saw on my questionnaire that my uncle was a policeman, and thought I might be biased against the accused...so I'm praying for another criminal case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AVFC_Hitz Posted July 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted July 15, 2014 Jury duty in one hour. I really hope I get dismissed. Tell them you are prejudiced against all races . Yes, specifically the 1500m. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I've been shitting through the eye of a needle since 10pm last night, just went to the toilet bostin' for a crap, just sat there farting for 5 minutes... completely humiliating.. I'm like a big bag of smelly air at the minute, gonna break my toilet when I get home later 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 So you are getting the house done up without lifting a finger? ...and also presumably for free. Sorry mate, not much sympathy here. its been falling to bits since we moved in, yep its for free because its housing association. Falling to bits since you've moved in? What else do you do in there, apart from pissing in the sink (YOU TRAMP!)???? well ya know, this and that. Pop round for a cuppa one day and I will show you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I've been shitting through the eye of a needle since 10pm last night, just went to the toilet bostin' for a crap, just sat there farting for 5 minutes... completely humiliating.. I'm like a big bag of smelly air at the minute, gonna break my toilet when I get home later YOU TRAMP! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 I've been shitting through the eye of a needle since 10pm last night, just went to the toilet bostin' for a crap, just sat there farting for 5 minutes... completely humiliating.. I'm like a big bag of smelly air at the minute, gonna break my toilet when I get home later Dont go near anything that is sharp.You could burst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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