Stevo985 Posted May 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2014 My calculator cost 69p. Still use it every day at work. True story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Something doesn't add up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Oh and 8pints, try 55378008. It'll blow your mind! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted May 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 13, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. so if you have a calculator you can write 58008 and turn it upside down if you have a laptop you can write BOOBS and click images it's a close run thing, but I'm sticking with the laptop the way I see it, the calculator has a memory button and the laptop has a mammary button sorry, I've gone off on a tangent 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Oh Emilia........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Something doesn't add up. Cos this is VT, nothing adds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. so if you have a calculator you can write 58008 and turn it upside down if you have a laptop you can write BOOBS and click images it's a close run thing, but I'm sticking with the laptop the way I see it, the calculator has a memory button and the laptop has a mammary button sorry, I've gone off on a tangent I think it was a cosine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 13, 2014 There was a woman of 55, who wished she could be 37. So we '8' nothing and nothing 8 she ate and she became... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 There was a woman of 55, who wished she could be 37. So we '8' nothing and nothing 8 she ate and she became... Kwan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. Yes, I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2014 (edited) I watched "Secret Eaters" the other day. What a load of bollocks. Not the show, it's fairly interesting. But the people on it. So much about it pissed me off. Some fat chick claiming she doesn't know why she's getting fat and "I've tried LITERALLY everything to lose weight", and "I have a healthy diet" She was eating 3000 calories a day. Edited May 14, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Just been told by my boss I have to carry a personal alarm at work. I said no. She insisted. I said I'm nearly 6ft and 17 stone. If it looks like I'm in for a good raping my best bet will be to let em get on with it. An alarm won't do shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Where exactly do you work? Oz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 14, 2014 Where exactly do you work? Oz? I bet Dorothy never had to put up with that shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Just got a phone call from a lecturer telling me not to show up at the final exam tomorrow morning because my attendance during the semester was not up to an adequate standard. Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merlincourt Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Do you know what word you get if you type 58008 in to a calculator and then turn it upside down?....Go on do it! I dare ya! Yes I know that everyone knows this. Can't do that on a computer or your phone, can you?. Do a handstand it's worth it! Just got a phone call from a lecturer telling me not to show up at the final exam tomorrow morning because my attendance during the semester was not up to an adequate standard. Brilliant Happy days!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Just been told by my boss I have to carry a personal alarm at work. I said no. She insisted. I said I'm nearly 6ft and 17 stone. If it looks like I'm in for a good raping my best bet will be to let em get on with it. An alarm won't do shit. She is right. Should someone be daft enough to attack you, the only proof that your intentions were to use minimum force, is that you sounded your alarm to summon help to restrain your assailant. This leaves you free to kick their head in with impunity. So it is a defence against prosecution not physical attack and allows you to defend yourself while waiting for security to arrive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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