villaajax Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Left headphone is quieter than the right. Ear AIDs? Hearing AIDS would be the obvious joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Obvious, but poop. Lol Butt poop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 Dropping your biscuit into your tea. F That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Reading the last few pages of the takeover thread makes me want to top myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2014 Dropping your biscuit into your tea. F That I have never understood the whole dunking biscuits thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 then you have no soul! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2014 At least my fingers are dry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Baselayers Posted May 10, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mine are not..Oh no that's for another reason 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 10, 2014 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2014 had a bet beginning of the season with a palace supporting mate of mine that we would finish above them He was unemployed at the time so I didn't want to do it but eventually I agreed to £10 with him as a token bet ... I figured he could afford to lose it .... Yesterday I got a message from him saying Hello and reminding me how shit villa are and reminding me that I owe him £50 from our bet I'm kinda screwed other than to pay him £50 .. firstly it will look like I'm trying to welch out on a bet , secondly he's unemployed again and it will look like I'm trying to do him over and thirdly he's almost certainly going to tell everyone I did him over if I don't pay It's quite possible it's a genuine mistake and he thinks we did bet £50 , August was a long time ago after all , but I'm always going to have that nagging doubt that he's shafting me because " I can afford it " ... which makes it impossible for me to treat him as a mate any more I guess the lesson is to get all future friendly bets in writing with witnesses present offer him double or quits and mention that you thought it was only for a tenner anyway. His reaction will tell you a lot about mate status 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NurembergVillan Posted May 10, 2014 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mine are not..Oh no that's for another reason 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mine are not..Oh no that's for another reason 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Why were they wet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Mine are not..Oh no that's for another reason Now you see, this is just smut. Unneccesary foul smut. Disgusting, unwarranted, foul, base, vile smut. Disgraceful sexual innuendo type smut, that makes the mind think of perverted filth. I **** love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Spend most of Winter wet whilst browsing VT. Web surfing from the bath is the way to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 I had used some top quality skin cream. Win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2014 So it was cream on the hands? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted May 11, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2014 Having to get a coach with work colleagues at 02:30 (AM...i.e. when it's dark!) to get to Gatwick for a flight. Then knowing I won't get any shuteye on the plane as it's with soddin' Easyjet. Between now and then, must not fall asleep, must not fall asleep, must not fall asleep... When I get there, please let me sleep, please let me sleep...(fat chance of that too ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Went out for a long over due beer with my old school friends last night Got in at 6am this morning having drunk Cider , jaeger bombs, brandy , beer and then wine I'm 43 i really should know better ... Been pretty much useless all day today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted May 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2014 Been at a wedding since 12 I **** clock, just got home. It all went well and I'm pleased for the happy couple and all that bollocks but you know I don't like shit like that so why invite me for the full day. It's the fact that you put a bunch of words removed in suits in a room together and they all become a massive bunch of back slapping hypocrites "alright mate how are you doing, long time no see" yeah long time no see because you don't care for me and I sure as hell don't care for you hence the reason why we have not seen each other since the last "forced" get together. I done pretty well keeping up appearences and looking like I was bothered and not wanting to kill anyone but after 8 hours of non stop bull shit if had enough and was pretty much standing at the bar growling at people. **** me I'm glad to be home 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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