useless Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Ed: Wrong thread. Edited April 28, 2014 by useless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 This is Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Depends on when you think night ends and morning begins. 6am is the cut-off point imo. If you drink fizzy drinks between 6am and 12pm, then you're a fiend. a Pepsimax gives you your caffeine kick without having to wait for a kettle to boil or make small talk with a colleague in the kitchen whilst waiting for aforementioned kettle therefore fizzy drinks FTW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) Caffeine pills give you the caffeine kick without having to drink Pepsimax. Edited April 28, 2014 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Caffeine pills give you the caffeine kick with having to drink Pepsimax. yeah but caffeine pills wont give you a brain tumour meaning you'll get old and spend your last days on earth dribbling in a care home 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Work - just so busy all the time. Annoys me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 I was going to say Gareth bale wearing headphones round his neck in his press conference, then it occurred to me that's it's probably his translator when the Spanish press ask him questions... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Work - just so busy all the time. Annoys me The rent boy business is booming then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Yeah, I guess. He's not a bad lad to be fair to him. I think I'm probably a miffed, as I gave up DJing, when I got sick of people asking, " Here mate, will ya play that Sex On Fire" every bloody week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Yeah, I guess. He's not a bad lad to be fair to him. I think I'm probably a miffed, as I gave up DJing, when I got sick of people asking, " Here mate, will ya play that Sex On Fire" every bloody week. Only women ask for that song, am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Yeah, I guess. He's not a bad lad to be fair to him. I think I'm probably a miffed, as I gave up DJing, when I got sick of people asking, " Here mate, will ya play that Sex On Fire" every bloody week. Only women ask for that song, am I right? Yeah mostly, or they send their boyfriends to ask. On the plus side it's a great way to meet women, but on the other hand you know they have terrible taste in music straight away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Work - just so busy all the time. Annoys me The rent boy business is booming then! Well who can blame them.. i'm a fine piece of ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqFxP6Wa8MU everyone's a DJ there's actually a GLC song for every situation 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted April 28, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2014 The new Ladbrokes advert makes me want to vomit. The whole "Lock Stock", blokey group of mates, all having "epic bantz", and betting on the horses and the football, because that's what good old working class lads do. Just **** off! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Yeah, I guess. He's not a bad lad to be fair to him. I think I'm probably a miffed, as I gave up DJing, when I got sick of people asking, " Here mate, will ya play that Sex On Fire" every bloody week. Only women ask for that song, am I right?Until recently, my missus had that as her ringtone. She's 57. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2014 Two guys in my office talking about the best way to punch somebody. One of them is the much maligned by Stevo "whistler" I bet neither of them have ever said boo to a goose, let alone punched anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 The fact a guy at my work has taken a sabbatical, and is going abroad to DJ for the Summer. I've been to a couple of nights he's put on, and he plays bog standard indie chaff. Happy Mondays - Step On, on the hour, every hour kind of shit. No skill involved at all, and no thought to what he's playing. Half of me says fair play to him, the other wonders how the someone with such a bland taste in music has managed to get a gig like he has? I'd say fair play to him for getting away with it. The question is, does he think he's Pete Tong or something? Yeah, I guess. He's not a bad lad to be fair to him. I think I'm probably a miffed, as I gave up DJing, when I got sick of people asking, " Here mate, will ya play that Sex On Fire" every bloody week. Only women ask for that song, am I right? Until recently, my missus had that as her ringtone. She's 57. Cystitis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 All of these guys who are massively out of shape and overweight, who sit on their arse all day eating crap, and then make a big show of drinking a protein shake like the reason that they're not Mr Universe is that the lack of protein is hurting their muscle growth. Rather than the fact that the heaviest thing they lift all day is a pen, and they get a lift up one flight of stairs. There seems to be loads of them in my office. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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