dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Maude Pember Reeves. N 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 DHUTW. It is so annoying that every time someone mentions that they have a date or some kind of liaison with a female those initials are dug up almost every single time. In my opinion it's getting old now. I know this won't go down well on the forum, but to be honest I'm not here to be popular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Getting sunburnt in early April in Worcestershire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 (edited) DHUTW. It is so annoying that every time someone mentions that they have a date or some kind of liaison with a female those initials are dug up almost every single time. In my opinion it's getting old now. I know this won't go down well on the forum, but to be honest I'm not here to be popular.its a pain in the ......? Edited April 11, 2014 by drat01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Shoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post drat01 Posted April 11, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2014 Shoe.bless you 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 2 things. The other bloke staying on the maternity ward who is a 22 carat arsehole. And the fact that I just had a McDonalds which was good. Got an instant win on their monopoly thing.... Which was nice. It was a **** fruit bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 O2 were offering me a 40% discount code at The Body Shop so I though oh well **** it I might as well stock up on some stuff. We all like to smell clean right? Anyway, **** me there's naff all on the website. There's about 5 things for each body part. No fragrances, deoderant, shower gels, hair wax....etc...... I thought this was a massive chain?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 11, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2014 My dad puts his phone on speaker (not sure if he actually means to) then holds it to his ear and uses it normally. My Dada gets so fed up with phones after ten seconds of conversation he either wants to meet you face to face instead or just end the call. (Takes ages to put the phone to his ear, he's always finishing a conversation with someone but answers so I don't hang up but then leaves me hanging on for about five minutes..then finally -) Speakin' Hello, Dada. Mi yout! All fruit's ripe? Yeah, I'm fine, how are you? Mi naw deal wid nutten. Link up, link up? No, Dada I'm ten thousand miles away. Blessed, likkle more. (Laughs to himself for no reason as he fumbles for two minutes to end the call and I can hear him cursing until I hang up myself) He always says that me phoning proves I'm not dead, if I needed him I'd tell him so there's no need to talk for any longer on a contraption he hates. I would text him but that's an even worse issue. Haha, I once saw him get a text message, read it then put the phone to his ear and try and speak to it. Mans half eediat, ya feel me? I (genuinely!) find it interesting that you don't speak like your father. I don't know anyone who speaks like their parents when the parents come from 'elsewhere'. Kids invariably speak like their peer group, i.e. with the local accent where they grow up. My dad was scouse Irish, it would have been bizarre if I'd spoken like that as a native Brummie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 It's a women's shop isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Not the Men's section, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Every time I go in, they don't seem to be selling any bodies. That pisses me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Grim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted April 11, 2014 Share Posted April 11, 2014 Birth scenes in films/t.v. shows. Especially if what you are watching is pretty quiet up to that point, then all of sudden CUT to a woman beltin' her bloody lungs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 (edited) DHUTW. It is so annoying that every time someone mentions that they have a date or some kind of liaison with a female those initials are dug up almost every single time. In my opinion it's getting old now. I know this won't go down well on the forum, but to be honest I'm not here to be popular. It's tradition innit? It'd be like not singing Abide With Me at the cup final, or not sacrificing a virgin and reading from the Necronomicon at the Tory Party Conference. Edited April 12, 2014 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 My dad puts his phone on speaker (not sure if he actually means to) then holds it to his ear and uses it normally. My Dada gets so fed up with phones after ten seconds of conversation he either wants to meet you face to face instead or just end the call. (Takes ages to put the phone to his ear, he's always finishing a conversation with someone but answers so I don't hang up but then leaves me hanging on for about five minutes..then finally -) Speakin' Hello, Dada. Mi yout! All fruit's ripe? Yeah, I'm fine, how are you? Mi naw deal wid nutten. Link up, link up? No, Dada I'm ten thousand miles away. Blessed, likkle more. (Laughs to himself for no reason as he fumbles for two minutes to end the call and I can hear him cursing until I hang up myself) He always says that me phoning proves I'm not dead, if I needed him I'd tell him so there's no need to talk for any longer on a contraption he hates. I would text him but that's an even worse issue. Haha, I once saw him get a text message, read it then put the phone to his ear and try and speak to it. Mans half eediat, ya feel me? I (genuinely!) find it interesting that you don't speak like your father. I don't know anyone who speaks like their parents when the parents come from 'elsewhere'. Kids invariably speak like their peer group, i.e. with the local accent where they grow up. My dad was scouse Irish, it would have been bizarre if I'd spoken like that as a native Brummie. Well, if you consider Jamaican Creole as not just a separate accent, but also a distinct language... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2014 DHUTW. It is so annoying that every time someone mentions that they have a date or some kind of liaison with a female those initials are dug up almost every single time. In my opinion it's getting old now. I know this won't go down well on the forum, but to be honest I'm not here to be popular. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted April 12, 2014 Share Posted April 12, 2014 He sounds a bit butthurt... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2014 He sounds a bit butthurt... Shitty situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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