Designer1 Posted March 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2014 Trying to find a reliable place to buy a fitted kitchen from. Bloody minefield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted March 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2014 Trying to find a reliable place to buy a fitted kitchen from. Bloody minefield. They are better for disguised explosives. I'd try b&q or home base instead. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Trying to find a reliable place to buy a fitted kitchen from. Bloody minefield. Where'd you live? We just had a handmade solid oak kitchen built and fitted last year. The guy came in £2000 cheaper than benchmarx for their mdf tat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 The prick ive just followed for 3 miles who was trying to set his sat nav whilst driving and eating what looked like a bagel at the same time. Pull over for 2 minutes you moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 stupid goal celebrations. If taking your shirt off is a yellow card then so should stupid dances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 stupid goal celebrations. If taking your shirt off is a yellow card then so should stupid dances As much as I love a good moan, and would love to get on board with your misery, goal celebrations are a moments of joy and should be treated as such. For instance, if I were a professional footballer and scored the winning goal against sha, I'd probably take my shorts and pants off, and wiggle my tackle at the opposition fans, then do the full dance routine to Michael Jackson's Thriller! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I picked up the CD talking book of Che Guevara, but its really disappointingly bland. The deadpan delivery doesn't help, but then the material isn't exactly Alien vs Predator. Typical extract (to be read in a flat disinterested style): January 20th: I have spoken to Jorge on a number of matters. January 22nd: I have sent Ernesto a letter covering a number of points. January 24th: There is a need to inform the men on a several aspects of our situation. January 26th: We have caught a pig and a turkey. Janaury 28th: We have eaten the turkey for breakfast. I have received a note from Xavier containing items for my attention. good grief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 stupid goal celebrations. If taking your shirt off is a yellow card then so should stupid dances As much as I love a good moan, and would love to get on board with your misery, goal celebrations are a moments of joy and should be treated as such. For instance, if I were a professional footballer and scored the winning goal against sha, I'd probably take my shorts and pants off, and wiggle my tackle at the opposition fans, then do the full dance routine to Michael Jackson's Thriller! well I wouldn't mind that as be done mainly on instinct but the rehearsed nonsense from Sturridge, Adebayor, Dani Alves etc. is not the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted March 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2014 Typical extract (to be read in a flat disinterested style): January 20th: I have spoken to Jorge on a number of matters. January 22nd: I have sent Ernesto a letter covering a number of points. January 24th: There is a need to inform the men on a several aspects of our situation. January 26th: We have caught a pig and a turkey. Janaury 28th: We have eaten the turkey for breakfast. I have received a note from Xavier containing items for my attention. Yeah, but what's the alternative? Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 20 Jan Chillin wit my homeboy @Jorge got mad shit to sort out Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 22 Jan @Ernesto wrote you an epic letter bro! #oldschool #penpals Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 24 Jan OMG drama! Gotta tell the crew Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 26 Jan Mad skillz just shot me a hog. Bacon time! #lordoftheflies Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 28 Jan @Xavi niiiiiiiiice bro, check this out tho... [instagram.com/bitchesbeche-che/turkey.jpg] *shudder* 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Typical extract (to be read in a flat disinterested style): January 20th: I have spoken to Jorge on a number of matters. January 22nd: I have sent Ernesto a letter covering a number of points. January 24th: There is a need to inform the men on a several aspects of our situation. January 26th: We have caught a pig and a turkey. Janaury 28th: We have eaten the turkey for breakfast. I have received a note from Xavier containing items for my attention. Yeah, but what's the alternative? Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 20 Jan Chillin wit my homeboy @Jorge got mad shit to sort out Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 22 Jan @Ernesto wrote you an epic letter bro! #oldschool #penpals Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 24 Jan OMG drama! Gotta tell the crew Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 26 Jan Mad skillz just shot me a hog. Bacon time! #lordoftheflies Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 28 Jan @Xavi niiiiiiiiice bro, check this out tho... [instagram.com/bitchesbeche-che/turkey.jpg] *shudder* this might just be how we organise the feckless reality tv generation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Che Guevara @bitchesbecheche 28 Jan @Xavi niiiiiiiiice bro, check this out tho... [instagram.com/bitchesbeche-che/turkey.jpg] I'm a little disappointed this doesn't actual link to a picture. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I have to agree regarding the dances, a goal goes in at VP as supporters we dont launch into some choreographed routine, we let jubilation take hold, its contrived to do anything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I have to agree regarding the dances, a goal goes in at VP as supporters we dont launch into some choreographed routine, we let jubilation take hold, its contrived to do anything else. Please let's! I remember talk on here recently of the whole Holte singing 'I'm a Little Teapot' complete with actions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2014 When, in my head obviously, I score the winning goal in front of the Holte, my celebration is always a full on run and jump into the Holte to be swamped by thousands of jubilant Villa fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Mine would be to pull my shorts down and knock one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I think I'd just cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Just one day without a massive pile up between Junction 4 and Junction 6 of the M6 is all I ask for. While I hope nobody has been seriously hurt in today's crash (the third day in a row there has been one) if the doctors on the scene could arrange it so that the person who caused the crash cannot comfortably sit down for a week then that would be peachy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2014 Crashes on the M6 piss me off too and I rarely ever use it! But I use the M40 and M42 every day and traffic on the M6 always backs up those two motorways as well. So annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 When can you ever have a journey on the motorway without being held up by a crash? I don't know how so many people manage to fail at just driving in a straight line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 It's dickheads who constantly change lanes that cause most crashes. Oh, lane three is moving 5mph faster than lane two, BEST SWERVE DIRECTLY INTO IT THEN LOL! Traffic is always heavy around there, I believe it's the second busiest stretch of motorway in the country after the bit of the M25 which connects the M4, the M40 and Heathrow Airport, but people drive like cocks as soon as the traffic slows down and it causes more problems than it solves. Just checked the Highways Agency website now and there has been another crash in the traffic jam which was caused by the first one. I wish there were trains back to Nuneaton at midnight so I didn't have to deal with this shit every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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