PompeyVillan Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 606. I have just had to pop out to the petrol station and I got a few minutes of 606 en route. The navel gazing from Liverpool fans over the Torres affair is laughable. They are calling him all the names under the sun for being so disloyal. He should see out the contract he signed (like Suarez did at Ajax?) and he should stick out the tough times (though Charlie Adam is allowed to put in a transfer request at Blackpool, after all, he wants to better himself) but the kicker, the absolute most are the comments from Alan **** Green. He says it's not the fact that Torres wants to leave, but its the timing of him saying he wants to leave. What? During the transfer window? Precisely, I've found the behaviour of Liverpool fans over the Torres affair to be very hypocritical, and mind I actually have a soft spot for them most of the time. If I found I had a soft spot for Liverpool I'd punch it repeatedly until it died or I'd get it removed by a medical professional. Odious club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 30, 2011 Author Share Posted January 30, 2011 606. I have just had to pop out to the petrol station and I got a few minutes of 606 en route. The navel gazing from Liverpool fans over the Torres affair is laughable. They are calling him all the names under the sun for being so disloyal. He should see out the contract he signed (like Suarez did at Ajax?) and he should stick out the tough times (though Charlie Adam is allowed to put in a transfer request at Blackpool, after all, he wants to better himself) but the kicker, the absolute most are the comments from Alan **** Green. He says it's not the fact that Torres wants to leave, but its the timing of him saying he wants to leave. What? During the transfer window? Precisely, I've found the behaviour of Liverpool fans over the Torres affair to be very hypocritical, and mind I actually have a soft spot for them most of the time. If I found I had a soft spot for Liverpool I'd punch it repeatedly until it died or I'd get it removed by a medical professional. Odious club. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted January 30, 2011 Share Posted January 30, 2011 It's not as if they're being screwed over in the striker department either, they just signed Suarez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 31, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2011 I hate Liverpool, and I don't dislike many footballers more than Luis Suárez, ergo I hate them even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 My inability to monkey see monkey do. Someone will show me how to do something and I'll note the main points of how it's done, but then I'm stuck on the basic pieces. Like at a medical school open day they were showing us how to test for blood sugars. So you take off the top, make a small prick on the side of your finger, let the blood spill onto the slide and the machine makes a reading. So the first girl does it no problem. I volunteer next. I can't get the top off the **** needle. I try and try and they're instructing me how to do it. Looking at me as if I'm **** retarded. I'm twisting and pulling and pushing and bending and anything I can do. Eventually I realise I'm pulling at the wrong bit after what felt like about 2 hours and the rest goes fine. My credibility as a doctor is already ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted January 31, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 31, 2011 Sounds like I'd rather have an actual monkey administer any kind of medical treatment to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Forget medical treatment. You just need to 'get a grip'. Amputated arm? It's only a flesh wound, grow up **** sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 There is no injury a plaster wouldn't heal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 work colleagues who use the same spoon to stir the tea that they have just used to stir the coffee during a brew round. Make the tea taste bad, the selfish swines. Can it be that much extra effort to rinse the feckin spoon? :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villarevolution2007 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Probably should piss me off but still... SSN and every other Sky channel having that fecking MTV advert with the trumpet and ends up saying WTF EVERY BREAK!!!! I'm not gonna watch MTV and if anything that advert is making me less likely to watch the bloody thing. Just irritating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Card fraud. Just had mine cancelled by my bank so will be without a card and therefore money for 3 days. Incredibly good work by my bank though, they wouldn't authorise the transaction because it was for a mobile network that I don't belong to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 that SSN said "Harry Redknapp pulled off the deal of the summer when he signed VDV" No he didn't his chairman did the deal and the first Harry knew was when the Chairman phoned him and said , I can get you VDV , do you want him and Harry being the slippery cock that he is when doing all the interviews edged his bets so that if it was a flop he could blame the chairman . but now seems happy to bask in the glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 This guy at work, I mentioned him in my earlier rant. Damn it he smells! like a deep fried armpit or something, it's a mix of BO and that smell that sticks to your clothes after frying a load of food, buy magnified 1000 times. I sit kind of with my back to him as that is how the desks are laid out and today I was sat working away when this smell hit me, I almost gagged. And that woman from Manchester, her accent REALLY grates on me! it reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs. I have certainly learnt to appreciate my weekends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 SSN all night, you cant stop watching it despite it being drivel on repeat, and no transfer gimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 31, 2011 Author Share Posted January 31, 2011 No transfer gimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Iconic figure, gotta love deadline day, the fact it's unbelievably over done makes it even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanpabloangel18 Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 bitches. Call this guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 1, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2011 that SSN said "Harry Redknapp pulled off the deal of the summer when he signed VDV" No he didn't his chairman did the deal and the first Harry knew was when the Chairman phoned him and said , I can get you VDV , do you want him and Harry being the slippery cock that he is when doing all the interviews edged his bets so that if it was a flop he could blame the chairman . but now seems happy to bask in the glory Absolutely this. Although I could write all night about how much Harry Redknapp pisses me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 that SSN said "Harry Redknapp pulled off the deal of the summer when he signed VDV" No he didn't his chairman did the deal and the first Harry knew was when the Chairman phoned him and said , I can get you VDV , do you want him and Harry being the slippery cock that he is when doing all the interviews edged his bets so that if it was a flop he could blame the chairman . but now seems happy to bask in the glory Absolutely this. Although I could write all night about how much Harry Redknapp pisses me off. Same story last night, 'Arry gets a call from the chairman asking if he wants Charlie Adam. This is a very odd setup imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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