The_Rev Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 The fact that either my wife (age 28) or my daughter (age 7) has taught my son (age 2) that I am a girl. He genuinely thinks I'm a girl now. I keep telling him I'm a boy and he won't have it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 (edited) Ah, then you are in the tricky situation of defining what a boy/man is without relying on bullshit gender stereotypes! Edited January 3, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I've got a beard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I've got a beard! How many times have you watched Zulu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 3, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 3, 2014 The woman behind me goes right up my arse. Where's that "Postma Approved" picture when you need it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 "TED Talks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 I've got a beard! Shave it off then, that should stop the confusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Another moan about shit drivers. Pulling up to parallel park on a one way street. I indicate and go past the space so I can reverse in. The woman behind me goes right up my arse. So I just start reversing. I get the brother of all dirty looks when I've parked. Useless drivers are bad enough but when they act like you're in the wrong Or people when they are driving in front of you and need to turn left, come out wide right just before turning as if they are driving a juggernaut! words removed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 4, 2014 That bit at weddings between the service and the reception. So boring. Its happening now Pics of the bridesmaids or GTFO.sub standard. I wouldn't be keeping up my reputation of posting girls from real life if I posted these birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Morrissey. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Everyone on this site seems to hate Morrissey. I have no idea about anything about him other than The Smiths, whom I love. What's the deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 Today he clumsily compares meat eaters to paedophiles. He has made the same comparison in the past but he took the time this week to remind me why he is such an utter cock womble. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 He compared the 2012 olympics to nazi rallies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 The bloke needs to headbutt a beartrap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 What a nob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 4, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted January 4, 2014 His autobiography is published by puffin classics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 He is a pretencious little clearing in the woods who says we should hand the Falklands over to Argentina. And his music is crap, he sounds like Vic Reeves doing the club singer round on Shooting Stars. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted January 4, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted January 4, 2014 he sees himself as the stylish intellectual spokeman for a gritty sneering underground alternative, but he's actually just a prize cock 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted January 4, 2014 Share Posted January 4, 2014 His solo stuff is pants ergo Johnny Marr must have been carrying him Tbh I never listen to what rock stars have to say so I'm not going to let Morrissey being a cock detract from how good The Smiths were... Same goes for Heaton out the Housmartins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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