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im not sure whats worse, the thread or the match.

 

keeps going like this i will need to find a  hobby for saturday afternoons

 

This is where I find myself. I have to hold back with some things because I don't want to be included in the complete absurdity of it.

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Not only does Crouch score the winner against us today, but I'll bet his missus wins Strictly tonight. 

 

And then the bloke (who'd be lucky to even speak to a girl like that if he wasn't a footballer) will get his little toodle sucked like it's nobody's business!

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Putting an apple strudel in the oven, only to be woken up 4 hours later with the smoke alarm going off.

 

Oops.

 

did you make it yourself ?

 

 

I would like to say yes, but I'm afraid it was a Tesco Finest until I turned it into charcoal. 

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The realisation I'm getting old. Went out for my footie team's christmas do and in the bar it was all people that were like year 9/10 when i left school. And they looked like they were having a far more entertaining time than me. I just get bored when I go out.

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Not only does Crouch score the winner against us today, but I'll bet his missus wins Strictly tonight. 

 

And then the bloke (who'd be lucky to even speak to a girl like that if he wasn't a footballer) will get his little toodle sucked like it's nobody's business!

 

 

He gets top marks for this though:

 

Asked what he would be if he wasn’t a footballer, Peter Crouch replied “a virgin”

 

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Travelling to Droitwich today to fix a family friends cooker only to be told she had ot repaired yesterday. Thanks for the phone call you dippy cow.

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