villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) My head hurts :-( How did you do it this time? Edited December 16, 2013 by villaajax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 So I'm in Tesco this evening and some fella starts bitching to his girlfriend about the price of a can opener that was €6, he'd no intention of buying it, but was giving out the price as we went from aisle to aisle. If you don't think it's a fair price don't buy it. I don't know... without a can opener you can't open your cans. They've got him there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 rachel allen......would ride but **** me she's one annoying word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 rachel allen......would ride but **** me she's one annoying word removed So. Her... or Nigella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 rachel allen......would ride but **** me she's one annoying word removed So. Her... or Nigella? Both at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted December 16, 2013 Moderator Share Posted December 16, 2013 Nigella please. I know you've a thing for Rachel, Mike :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I'd happily let Nigella smother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 clearly doesn't eat any of her own recipes, but I'd let her mess up my kitchen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Meath_Villan Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) clearly doesn't eat any of her own recipes, but I'd let her mess up my kitchen she has a nice rack ...... Just no Nice buns Edited December 16, 2013 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Risso Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 That reminds me, must get my tickets for The Hobbit this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 clearly doesn't eat any of her own recipes, but I'd let her mess up my kitchen she has a nice rack ...... Just no Nice buns Wow, a chef with no taste... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I quite like Lorraine Pascale, she does have freakishly big hands though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I quite like Lorraine Pascale, she does have freakishly big hands though. You could park your car between her front teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 I quite like Lorraine Pascale, she does have freakishly big hands though. I could park my Ford Mustang between her front teeth. ^^ Is what you really wanted to write isn't it? Admit it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 whoa! be careful, if her lips are moist just remember it's a Ford and will rust to ****ery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 whoa! be careful, if her lips are moist just remember it's a Ford and will rust to ****ery Not a spot of rust on my 45 year old Mustang You're thinking Alfa Romeo, you could talk one of those into rusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 In a vain attempt to keep this thread on topic but still respond to the last page or two........ ...it p's me off that anyone would think there is a better looking tv chef than this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 In a vain attempt to keep this thread on topic but still respond to the last page or two........ ...it p's me off that anyone would think there is a better looking tv chef than this: There is... Sophie Dahl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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