CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I think we should organise a celebrity deathmatch between Stevo/Baselayers and Clare Balding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I would destroy her. I have powerful legs. I will break her, like a rocky villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 15, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2013 I didn't realise she wasn't actually a professional 'anything' before going into broadcasting. She was, a professional looking hound I would destroy her. I have powerful legs. I will break her, like a rocky villain. I didn't know you were also of that persuasion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 Oh please, if i wanted to go that way i would get far better than her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 So says you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 I'm with Jenny on this one. I'd much rather have the tax that's taken from my hard earned income used to subsidise her playing about in the snow than on a bunch of snobs (probably all tory voters) to ride their horses around in circles claiming this dressage is a 'sport'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 15, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 15, 2013 There's no actual way you can make horses dance. The whole thing is a farce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 15, 2013 Share Posted December 15, 2013 (edited) There's no actual way you can make horses dance. The whole thing is a farce. Why does this song exist then? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sm_gQZoMzg I don't know about you but this is pretty conclusive proof to me. Edited December 15, 2013 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 The condescending shit Enda Kenny who made a national address to thank us all for taking it up the shitter for the last 5 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 People who constantly complain that the SPOTY winner (whoever it is) doesn't have much of a "personality". FFS, in this context it just means "person". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 People who constantly complain that the SPOTY winner (whoever it is) doesn't have much of a "personality". FFS, in this context it just means "person". Don't worry, Andy Murray won this time so there's no danger of that joke being made. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 I would not make any effort to turn Clare Balding, for the record. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Levi's superpower, turning lesbians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 The term "beer fear". It's a misnomer. I know too well all the awful feelings that result with a hangover, but fear is not one of them - pain, nausea, regret, remorse, embarrassment, shame, depression, anger, disgust, you name it - but not fear. Beer fear is what I get before I start drinking - knowing that the result will probably be as above. Case in point: I'm going to be on the lash tomorrow (both lunchtime and evening), and - although I know I'll be as happy as Larry at some stage - the thought of the aftermath is already filling me with dread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 Levi's superpower, turning lesbians... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 the thought of the aftermath is already filling me with dreads. Good to see you're coming around to the idea. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 the thought of the aftermath is already filling me with dreads. Good to see you're coming around to the idea. "Fear not", said he, for Mikey Dread had seized their troubled minds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted December 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 16, 2013 (edited) mind = blown The above phrase. Usually next to some anonymous link which is either a) malware, or b ) not at all mind blowing in any way, but possibly vaguely interesting. Edited December 16, 2013 by Anthony 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 mind = blown The above phrase. Usually next to some anonymous link which is either a) malware, or b ) not at all mind blowing in any way, but possibly vaguely interesting.I once had a bonus that my boss had said would 'blow my mind'Having gathered up yacht brochures and built a Mercedes on their website the bonus came through, £250 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 A woman at work complimented me on my outfit and said I look incredible... ...Then she asked if I have a boyfriend. I may need to rethink my wardrobe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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