chrisp65 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmCZ4f8NhOk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 At work, people be gloating that they have already finished for Christmas or finishing today... sorry, what you are really doing is telling everybody you are a saddo without any friends or family that hasn't had a holiday all year. Or that they get more than 20 - 25 days a year annual leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The word - "juxtaposition". It's usually used by a word removed to describe something word removedy. I used this word yesterday. And I'm not a word removed. That itself is a juxtaposition. DEAL WITH IT. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The word - "juxtaposition". It's usually used by a word removed to describe something word removedy. I used this word yesterday. And I'm not a word removed. That itself is a juxtaposition. DEAL WITH IT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 6 a side football team has lost every game usually by a big score like 21-5 or 15-6 but now the other lads decided to adopt negative tactics to lower the score and now games are around 6-0. Its not fun at all and I can imagine now how players felt like playing for McLeish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Reading a 555-page book and not finding out who the killer was. I want them 10 hours back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What book was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2013 At work, people be gloating that they have already finished for Christmas or finishing today... sorry, what you are really doing is telling everybody you are a saddo without any friends or family that hasn't had a holiday all year. This is, quite literally, about me Just the 4 trips abroad for me this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Well done on cutting the number down, but always make sure to tie your shoe laces on holiday, then you might get it down to 0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What book was it? This is obviously a massive spoiler. The Little Friend, Donna Tartt. Not great overall but it did have some brilliant methhead rednecks losing their sanity. Only cost me 75p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 At work, people be gloating that they have already finished for Christmas or finishing today... sorry, what you are really doing is telling everybody you are a saddo without any friends or family that hasn't had a holiday all year. This is, quite literally, about me Just the 4 trips abroad for me this year... Every time I leave Surrey it's like going abroad .. Encountering people speaking in a strange language that I can't understand , a pint of beer halving in price etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 Reading a 555-page book and not finding out who the killer was. I want them 10 hours back. It was the Phone Directory wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 At 555 pages it was 555 pages longer than your joke book 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The fact that work gets busier the closer to Christmas. I just can't enjoy the festive period anymore as i'm swamped in work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 13, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2013 The word - "juxtaposition". It's usually used by a word removed to describe something word removedy. It's a great word when used correctly and not just to show off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 The fact that work gets busier the closer to Christmas. I just can't enjoy the festive period anymore as i'm swamped in work Same. I hate people who manage to get weeks off over Christmas. I'll be working late on Christmas Eve and back in early on Boxing Day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 the sheer quantity of drunks in town meant any shop that wasn't a boozer or fast food had to close the sheer quantity of drunks in town meant that for their safety the street was pedestrianised now, the sheer quantity of drunks in town can't be expected to act like adults, they can simply piss in the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted December 14, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2013 I had a friend who was the youngest kid in a Mormon family. She was always a bit rebellious and really liked her for it because she didn't conform like the rest of her siblings and she was damned proud about it. A year on and she's married to a mormon. What the hell happened!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I had a friend who was the youngest kid in a Mormon family. She was always a bit rebellious and really liked her for it because she didn't conform like the rest of her siblings and she was damned proud about it. A year on and she's married to a mormon. What the hell happened!? That's their thing isn't it? They give you a year to go bonkers and see if you come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted December 14, 2013 Share Posted December 14, 2013 I had a friend who was the youngest kid in a Mormon family. She was always a bit rebellious and really liked her for it because she didn't conform like the rest of her siblings and she was damned proud about it. A year on and she's married to a mormon. What the hell happened!? That's their thing isn't it? They give you a year to go bonkers and see if you come back? That's the Amish, the ones who shun electricity and don't integrate much with modern society. They allow a year or two for teenagers to go off and experience the world they are essentially turning there back on. Mormons are just Christians with some fairly strong and rigid views and rules, such as Jesus lived in Utah for example, I think that's the Mormons at least, but are still a part of society and use modern inventions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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