BOF Posted October 22, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 22, 2013 I love pistachios, but I hate the shells.But sure you pass them a day later?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Honey nut cashews are the nuts. They'll also start leaning you towards Jacamo. My mate started eating them and put a stone on in 4 weeks. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I ration myself to one packet every Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) When I started playing rugby I went on a diet of dry roasted peanuts and milk. Every breakfast for like four months I would chow down a bag of KP dry roasted peanuts and drink a pint of milk. Gained like a billion stone. The best part was the layer of dry roasted peanut dust at the bottom of the bag - the dilemma of course was whether or not to dip your fingers in and suck the dust off your fingertips, but going to an all-male catholic school meant that option would leave me open to all sorts of allegations, so I opted for a packet-tilt and the dust subsequently rained on my sorry little face. Edited October 22, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 **** nuts and and their tasty properties. and legumes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StigVillan Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 All your base are belong to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 I love pistachios, but I hate the shells. I end up sitting beside a mound of shells. I either need to bring a bowl in advance or invest in a mini wood-chipper. I know, I know. Why not just have a bin and throw them basketball style from the comfort of your seat? Well, ladies, I don't like having a bin anywhere but the kitchen or bathroom. Eat them in the bathroom instead - there's a bin and somewhere to sit. Problem solved. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 All your base are belong to me... still one of the plus points of the internet after all these years I'm off to google image it then I'll go looking for dancing vikings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 23, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 23, 2013 Shark stories in the news where they put a photo of the wrong type of shark above the article, when you just know they were trying to put the right one (as opposed to just any old shark photo). Case in point. It definitely shouldn't piss me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 people that you dont know who walk beside you at the same pace and then never overtake you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 people that you dont know who walk beside you at the same pace and then never overtake you Haha this happened to me five minutes ago....wait, you're not a five and half foot grey-haired man in a Fila jacket are you?... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Cricket. Again. Another 6 week piss take of "the ashes" on the horizon Its a rocket polishers game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Cricket. Again. Another 6 week piss take of "the ashes" on the horizon Its a rocket polishers game. It's funny how different people are. I'm looking forward to this series. It'll be exciting, nerve-wracking and I'll be glued to the gogglebox as much as possible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Cricket. Again. Another 6 week piss take of "the ashes" on the horizon Its a rocket polishers game. It's certainly a ball polisher's game .... looking forward to this. Going to be a tough series - Bring it ON!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted October 24, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2013 people that you dont know who walk beside you at the same pace and then never overtake you In a similar vein, when you're walking in the opposite direction to two (or more) people walking abreast on the pavement and they keep coming at you rather than walking in single-file so you either have to drop onto the road or step aside and let them pass. Just happened to me now and I so wish I'd done a Richard Ashcroft on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 people that you dont know who walk beside you at the same pace and then never overtake you In a similar vein, when you're walking in the opposite direction to two (or more) people walking abreast on the pavement and they keep coming at you rather than walking in single-file so you either have to drop onto the road or step aside and let them pass. Just happened to me now and I so wish I'd done a Richard Ashcroft on them. Should have just ignored them and walked through them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 24, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 24, 2013 That's what a 'Richard Ashcroft' is.I'm forever doing that one on one shuffle with someone coming the other way where you both try to avoid in the same direction at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 That's what a 'Richard Ashcroft' is. I'm forever doing that one on one shuffle with someone coming the other way where you both try to avoid in the same direction at the same time. Ahh yes, I was being slow.. I get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 24, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 24, 2013 That's what a 'Richard Ashcroft' is. I'm forever doing that one on one shuffle with someone coming the other way where you both try to avoid in the same direction at the same time. I have a method of dealing with that. I stop, point decisively to one side or the other, and say: "You go THAT way". Surprisingly effective, and usually gets a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 I normally drop to my knees and press my hands against my head and shut my eyes as tight as I can and shout F**************ING MOVE surprisingly effective, and usually gets a few strange looks Were that from anyone else, I'd think it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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