BOF Posted August 16, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2013 I quite like the idea of being ruled by (modern day) Germans. you obviously haven't watched the max mosely video, it seems being ruled by Germans means being dressed up like a girl and having a chair leg stuck up your arse. Didn't you say it only hurts the first time though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I don't like the idea of being ruled by anyone but a 20ft amazonian lady. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I don't like the idea of being ruled by anyone but a 20ft amazonian lady. Imagine a 20ft Angela Merkel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Compared to any Western leader I can think of, I'd choose to be ruled by an Angela Merkel of any height. Well, within reason. Any height between 2 and 22 ft, let's say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted August 16, 2013 Moderator Share Posted August 16, 2013 I don't like the idea of being ruled by anyone but a 20ft amazonian lady.Death by snoo snoo? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 I don't like the idea of being ruled by anyone but a 20ft amazonian lady. Imagine a 20ft Angela Merkel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) I quite like the idea of being ruled by (modern day) Germans.you obviously haven't watched the max mosely video, it seems being ruled by Germans means being dressed up like a girl and having a chair leg stuck up your arse.Didn't you say it only hurts the first time though? depends what sort of chair leg you use, pine dining table chairs lubed up slide up no problems, computer chairs are a different story, especially if you go with the casters first. I've said too much. Edited August 16, 2013 by Jimzk5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 16, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) There's a really fat woman in my office. And I mean really fat. I reckon she's pushing 30 stone. She's in the conference room complaining about how it hurts to walk across the office. Blaming it on her "dodgy muscles" (her words) I half feel sorry for her, she's literally breathless having walked 20 yards. The other half of me wants to slap her. Edited August 16, 2013 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 The other half of me wants to slap her. To see if this happens? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Time to break out the Al Bundy fat woman jokes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 There was a substantial woman on the tv last night on some programme about fat and food portions and exercise. She was explaining how she had a problem all her life but would 'literally do anything, anything, to lose weight'. She then went on to explain that she'd tried the weight loss pills that stop you extracting fat from food. The only problem was you had no control over when the non absorbed fat slid out of your arse. Or, in her words 'I would have fried chicken in the night, take my pill, but in the morning it would be all over the bed'. I'd suggest that if you were prepared to do 'literally anything' to lose weight, you might lay off the fried chicken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Or even exercise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) The Samsung whistle text alert! I hear it all the time, today was the breaking point, on train back to Birmingham from London the word removed in front of me had the bloody thing going off like once every 10 minutes. The sound of it makes my blood boil. To quote the late great Phil Leotardo, anyone who has that ring tone should "**** die". Edited August 16, 2013 by Dr_Pangloss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 The fact that I am ready for a piss up and the only word removed around is asleep on my settee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Housemate's singing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 4 pint carton of milk being off when I open it even though it's dated 22 August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 4 pint carton of milk being off when I open it even though it's dated 22 August. don't use any, just bang it straight on e-bay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 17, 2013 Share Posted August 17, 2013 Should have gotten Dog's milk, lasts longer than any other type of milk.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted August 17, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2013 Fit trendy high maintenance birds in 'GEEK' or 'NERD' T-shirts. Just piss right off you pretentious ****ing pricks! 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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