Xela Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 What if a rich person bought all the cakes in a supermarket? Is that fair, or is it selfish? Were they full price or discounted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 What if a rich person bought all the cakes in a supermarket? Is that fair, or is it selfish? Were they full price or discounted? were they nice cakes, like Waitrose luxury fruit cake slices, or chavvy poor people cakes, like 5 doughnuts for a quid? you shouldn't eat the poor people's cakes, that why that Mary Ann Twanette died 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Do not speak badly of doughnuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 doughuts are the opiate of the masses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 What if a rich person bought all the cakes in a supermarket? Is that fair, or is it selfish? Were they full price or discounted? were they nice cakes, like Waitrose luxury fruit cake slices, or chavvy poor people cakes, like 5 doughnuts for a quid? you shouldn't eat the poor people's cakes, that why that Mary Ann Twanette died Strictly speaking she died because her body became separated from her head. And her name was actually Marion Twinette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (edited) And her name was actually Marion Twinette.Wasn't that John Wayne? Edited August 11, 2013 by snowychap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 And her name was actually Marion Twinette. Wasn't that John Wayne? you're thinking of Shirley Twinette, larger than life 'world of sport' wrestler and female country and western singer famous for 'stand by your fan' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2013 you're thinking of Shirley Twinette, larger than life 'world of sport' wrestler and female country and western singer famous for 'stand by your fan' Shirley? You can't be serious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 11, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 11, 2013 Went to a strip club last night. Not my choice, I don't particularly like them, but it was a stag do so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Anyway, it was The Rocket Club on Broad Street. It. Was. Terrible. The girls in there (and bear in mind it was a saturday night so I'd imagine that's when the A team are out) were all, without exception, ugly. And I don't mean stripper ugly. As in they're not very good looking but they're strippers so they're dolled up and they've got good bodies so they get away with it. I mean physically ugly. Every single one I feel like reporting them to some sort of watchdog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Went to a strip club last night. Not my choice, I don't particularly like them, but it was a stag do so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Anyway, it was The Rocket Club on Broad Street. It. Was. Terrible. The girls in there (and bear in mind it was a saturday night so I'd imagine that's when the A team are out) were all, without exception, ugly. And I don't mean stripper ugly. As in they're not very good looking but they're strippers so they're dolled up and they've got good bodies so they get away with it. I mean physically ugly. Every single one I feel like reporting them to some sort of watchdog. On a similar note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post darrenm Posted August 11, 2013 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2013 I've hinted at this before but may as well tell the story now. I once went in Worcester's only strip club, that is no longer there. Forget the name. The strippers were actually all fairly nice, but one girl was pretty amazing. She went around various clubs in the area. We got chatting about stuff and me supporting the Villa came up. "Oh I'm seeing somebody who plays for Villa. John Carew" It was about the time he was getting into trouble for going to the Rocket Club. Me: "Oh realllly? And is he really bigger than me and you?" Her: "YES" There you have it. The song is correct, John Carew _is_ bigger than me and you. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 Every time I load twitter its full of this "joke" on my timeline "moyes - 10 years at Everton no trophies 90 minutes at man utd 1 trophy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 When you beat a team like Wigan for a prestigious trophy such as that, you can't treat it like a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 And skysports leading with the headline "thrilling finale expected at the ashes". Unless the players are going to take acid and there's going to be sniper taking potshots at them, there's no way you can call cricket "thrilling" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 That coupled with the fact England have already retained the trophy kind of takes any microscopic thrill left out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 the strip club in Worcester was called images wasn't it? sure they are trying to get it re-opened, anyway did you ever get the "birthday special" in there?! I think her name was angel, she was bigger than john carew... my limited experience of strip clubs ( ) the best looking girl in there tends to be the barmaid, my main problem is if you are happily watching the girl in the middle drinking talking to your mates and the ugly girls with no customers get really funny with you, I've had one say "are you just here to waste our **** time you cheap bastard" when I politely said no to a dance, she was a rotter too my last visit was about 2 years a go and resulted in my jeans being ruined by fake tanning lotion took some explaining, I came out with an orange lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 took some explaining, I came out with an orange lap You should've said this had happened... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted August 12, 2013 the strip club in Worcester was called images wasn't it? sure they are trying to get it re-opened, anyway did you ever get the "birthday special" in there?! I think her name was angel, she was bigger than john carew... my limited experience of strip clubs ( ) the best looking girl in there tends to be the barmaid, my main problem is if you are happily watching the girl in the middle drinking talking to your mates and the ugly girls with no customers get really funny with you, I've had one say "are you just here to waste our **** time you cheap bastard" when I politely said no to a dance, she was a rotter too my last visit was about 2 years a go and resulted in my jeans being ruined by fake tanning lotion took some explaining, I came out with an orange lap I've been to a handful on various stag dos and sure there are some ugly ones but you do usually get a couple of good looking girls in there. After all, their job is their looks, to an extent. But Saturday was awful. I was genuinely angry about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Only ever been to one peep show (purely for research purposes, obviously). The girl wasn't too hideous, but she was obviously spectacularly bored. She was diddling herself with a lady's toy and while this was going on I heard her friend off stage go "when does your shift finish?" [Diddle-yawn-diddle "1 o'clock." diddle-diddle.] Walked out laughing and rolling my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 (edited) Going for meals with my girlfriend I want to go to a restaurant and have some privacy.... HOWEVER bloody annoying how in restaurants now (places like Jamie Olivers in bham) they put the tables so close together. Jamie Olivers is the worse your practically sitting on the same table as the couple next to you. Gets very awkward having conversations with someone so close and can't help but ear drop into the couples next to you conversation. It's annoys my girlfriend as she thinks it makes me rude, but I always ask for a table away from eveyone Edited August 12, 2013 by donnie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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