leemond2008 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 so after being ran over by a milk float or gunned down by an angry granny your life is over, you make it up to the big football pitch in the sky only to be told as you are lacing your boots up that the pitch is only available to the most righteous of people and to the low lifes such as yourself the only option available is reincarnation BUT you get to choose what you come back as, so what would it be? I was thinking that I would come back as either a fox purely because they are awesome and have started attacking other things like children and babies, being a sloth also crossed my mind because I could just hang in a tree and chill out all day everyday but I'm not very good with heights so I had to rule that one out after some deliberation I decided that I am going to come back as a polar bear, the cold temperature would suit me and I could run around killing penguins and shit like that...plus it would be cool to have hollow hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Richie: I think I'll come back as Danii Minogue. Yeah! Yeah, and I'll get myself a job as a topless go-go dancer in a bar FULL of mirrors! Eddie: Yeah! And after that I'm going to come back as a giraffe! Richie: YEAH!!!... A giraffe?! Eddie: Yeah! Well then I'd have my head up above the trees, wouldn't I! And I'll be able to keep a really good look out for any supermodels taking topless helicopter lessons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) Edited May 29, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2013 (edited) I'd be me again, 'cos I'm so awesome, like. Oh, BTW Hogso - yes, we can travel through time. Edited May 29, 2013 by mjmooney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 An eagle, maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Kelly brook's fingers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Can we travel through time via reincarnation? I think we should be able to travel through time via reincarnation. So I'd be a Triceratops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Kelly brook's fingers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troglodyte Posted May 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2013 ... I would come back as either a fox purely because they are awesome and have started attacking other things like children and babies ... Erm, what? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 The infinity jellyfish. Providing they don't get eaten, they live forever by going back to their 'larval form' (sp?) and start life over again. Sounds wonderful to me, immortality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 29, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2013 I think I'd like a shot at being either a Great White shark or a Sperm whale.EDIT : And obviously I'd eat lapal_fan just for shits 'n giggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted May 29, 2013 Author Share Posted May 29, 2013 Kelly brook's fingers Is that for when she shoves them up danny cipriani's arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterms Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Can we travel through time via reincarnation? I think we should be able to travel through time via reincarnation. Yes, but in that case it's called preincarnation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 A polar bear wouldn't be able to eat penguins as they live in opposite poles. /pedant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2013 A polar bear wouldn't be able to eat penguins as they can't get the wrappers off. /pedant Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Honey Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I'd come back as Lionel Messi and demand a move to Villa. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2013 I'd come back as Lionel Messi and demand a move to Villa. ...only to discover that Lambert had died and come back as McLeish, and turned down the offer in favour of buying Cameron Jerome. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 A house cat. I get genuinely jealous of them as I'm leaving for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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