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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

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There seem to be a lot of Richards on this forum. I myself being one, and you may call me what you like though I'm not known as Dick ordinarily.

 

I am, however, known as Duck to a few people, strangely enough.

 

This is the confessions thread so you might as well tell us why?

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It's not an interesting story at all. When one of my cousins was learning to talk he couldn't pronounce Richard so he called me Duck Duck and it just stuck.

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

 

Excuse me?

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

 

Excuse me?

 

 

Oh God, you killed Stefan.

Snowboarding is filled with so much awesome terminology which could sound filthy in the wrong context. Indy Nosebone, Stiffy... okay that's about it I suppose.

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

Just brilliant. :crylaugh:

Would have loved to have seen Stefan's reaction to that.

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

Just brilliant. :crylaugh:

Would have loved to have seen Stefan's reaction to that.

 

 

You do know I'm not actually a creep? I didn't physically convulse at the thought of Jenny's implication. 

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

Just brilliant. :crylaugh:

Would have loved to have seen Stefan's reaction to that.

 

 

You do know I'm not actually a creep? I didn't physically convulse at the thought of Jenny's implication. 

 

No mate I know you are not and please don't take offense. It's just that it was so unexpected.

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

Just brilliant. :crylaugh:

Would have loved to have seen Stefan's reaction to that.

 

 

You do know I'm not actually a creep? I didn't physically convulse at the thought of Jenny's implication. 

 

No mate I know you are not and please don't take offense. It's just that it was so unexpected.

 

 

I'm not taking offense. I'd just like to clarify it because the joke could go too far :P

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Surely rob must have some disturbing confessions to make. After all he is the resident Pervy old man

 

It's all a front, although Rob gives off this impression:

 

rob1.jpg

 

He's actually more like this:

 

rob2.jpg

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I bet you have some, Jenny. Being a snowboarder I bet you've performed a 'Stiffy' or two.

Or is it a case of what happens in the ski lodge stays in the ski lodge?

Other than my love of being taken up the wrong in I have nothing to confess

 

Just brilliant. :crylaugh:

Would have loved to have seen Stefan's reaction to that.

 

 

You do know I'm not actually a creep? I didn't physically convulse at the thought of Jenny's implication. 

 

No mate I know you are not and please don't take offense. It's just that it was so unexpected.

 

 

I'm not taking offense. I'd just like to clarify it because the joke could go too far :P

 

You should know by now that there aren't too many limits left in this thread so ease up and enjoy.

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So have jenny and Stefan shared genital moisture yet? 

 

And villaajax, no you can't call me dick. Only my brother gets away with that. I've just thought of something that pisses me off that shouldn't, people called Richard who call themselves Rick. I normally assume its with a silent 'p'?

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