StefanAVFC Posted May 9, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2013 Can I just say that in my defence, as far as I can remember, I didn't actually say anything inappropriate, just more very desperately pathetic than anything offensive. Eames and Stefan on the other hand...... It wasn't even me. I came into it very late! I'm not moaning lol. I love you all, sort of in the way a rape victim loves her raper, Its straight up stockholm syndrome!! You don't help yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 Bad comparison with the rape, i should have said "Kidknapper" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 (edited) Can I just say that in my defence, as far as I can remember, I didn't actually say anything inappropriate, just more very desperately pathetic than anything offensive. Eames and Stefan on the other hand...... It wasn't even me. I came into it very late! I'm not moaning lol. I love you all, sort of in the way a rape victim loves her raper, Its straight up stockholm syndrome!! You don't help yourself That's better than coming early I suppose. Edited May 9, 2013 by 8pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 9, 2013 Share Posted May 9, 2013 I demand a picture of a (fully clothed) Morpheus, next to his aunt, holding a Scuba Steve sign. Remind me what is all this scuba stuff again? http://www.villatalk.com/index.php/topic/5309-the-villatalkcom-honeytrap-aka-thread-of-the-year-2011/'>the honeytrap thread Enjoy. (BTW, that was 2011! How time flies...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2013 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get depressed, so I went to The Kiev and had breakfast.Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it!I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.I was happy again. Complete.People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it at home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was; they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet, 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes, but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long; it makes me feel like less of a man and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get depressed, so I went to The Kiev and had breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. At least you found it. What would you do if you lost it permanently? Would you have to buy a new one or do you have insurance? You should live in England you could probably get one on the NHS. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Sounds to me like he has been out during happy hour again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Hey, it sounds pet friendly. We should hang out. In other news I've been considering banging Morpheus's fiancée. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I like having a detachable penis. What you need is a set up like the witch in 'Return To Oz', and a bowl for the keys. A lucky dip for the ladies in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 I demand a picture of a (fully clothed) Morpheus, next to his aunt, holding a Scuba Steve sign. Remind me what is all this scuba stuff again? the honeytrap thread Enjoy. (BTW, that was 2011! How time flies...) 2011! Oh man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Hey, it sounds pet friendly. We should hang out. In other news I've been considering banging Morpheus's fiancée. No problem as i'm already banging yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Hey, it sounds pet friendly. We should hang out. In other news I've been considering banging Morpheus's fiancée. No problem as i'm already banging yours. She's too old for me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 Hey, it sounds pet friendly. We should hang out. In other news I've been considering banging Morpheus's fiancée. No problem as i'm already banging yours. She's too old for me anyway. I've heard she's a right dog. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2013 I've heard her name is Burland, and when you tell her to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 10, 2013 Share Posted May 10, 2013 ....she cocks her head, barks then pisses on a shrub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 10, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2013 ....she cocks her head, barks then pisses on a shrub? I love it when you talk dirty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 11, 2013 Share Posted May 11, 2013 I beg to differ... remember the Finlayson siblings? "Love in a Elevator".... She looks a bit like one of those White Walkers in Game of Thrones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 To the girl who fell asleep on the couch with me last night, I actually did not spill a water bottle all over the couch, I just get inebriated and can't control my bladder. Sorry. Regards, Drunk me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 She knew pal, she knew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted May 12, 2013 Share Posted May 12, 2013 Aye, she's probably into that kind of stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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