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Me, Houlston, Hogso, Eames and others who will remain unnamed sent numerous sexually provoked tweets to Jenny  :unsure:

 

This is not true, it is a LIE.

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strenulously deny these evil and malicious allegations and will look to the Courts to defend my good name and my reputation.

 

You'll need somebody good to handle your PR. I recommend Max Clifford.

 

Oh wait....

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I wholeheartedly and proudly admit to it, although I am very saddened that she never joined in. I think she is prejudiced against the disabled and thinks I dribble, have a floppy hand and am limp. I can assure you these things were there prior to my stroke.

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I think its more that you were all seriously cramping my style which really put jenny off, you especially Eames. Its ok Jenny, I'm not with them, they're with me.

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She turned down Russell Crowe, she isn't going to go for any of you losers ;)

Whatever, I might be able to blag free parking spaces soon, if that's not incentive for a girl who wants easy accessible shopping, well nothing is.

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I'm still hoping to see pics of Morpheus' aunt, and that she looks like Lisa Ann :thumb:

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Ok the one you've all been waiting for. This is my aunt who used to be in a girl group. I took this photo of her in one of her last concerts in Belfast. ;)

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I'm still hoping to see pics of Morpheus' aunt, and that she looks like Lisa Ann :thumb:

p3140303.jpg

 

Ok the one you've all been waiting for. This is my aunt who used to be in a girl group. I took this photo of her in one of her last concerts in Belfast. ;)

 

 

not bad for 72

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