chrisp65 Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 finger of fudge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 petral 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 3, 2013 Share Posted May 3, 2013 petral He told me I could touch his helmet! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 (edited) I turned down the offer of a date (no not the fruit!) from Russell Crowe. Also I once mistakenly pushed a mentally retarded girl off a ski lift 20 feet in the air. That was a low point! Edited May 4, 2013 by Baselayers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 That's awful! How could you say no to Russell Crowe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I turned down the offer of a date (no not the fruit!) from Russell Crowe. Also I once mistakenly pushed a mentally retarded girl off a ski lift 20 feet in the air. That was a low point! These are both worse than anything that has been stated on the previous 28 pages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I turned down the offer of a date (no not the fruit!) from Russell Crowe. Also I once mistakenly pushed a mentally retarded girl off a ski lift 20 feet in the air. That was a low point! Was it your cavalier attitude toward the protection of the poor disabled orphan girl against gravity induced injury that first attracted heartless bastard Russ Crowe to you? Jones: 'oi, retread, can you fly?' (pushes girl holding puppy) Crowe: 'oooh, I do like a strong woman' (palpable boner) Crowe: 'excuse me Sheila, fancy a date?' Jones: '**** you, ya kangaroowanker' it's how I picture it, I'm pretty confident it's spot on 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 This thread................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robojoel Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I stinkpalmed right wing warmongering godbotherer Tony Blair when he opened the new school building I worked in, he was very tall. Proud of this one I stole 20 pounds out of my grans purse when I stayed over once and bought some 'Battle of the Planets' spaceships from Woolworths with it when I was about 11, not so proud of this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I had a crush on nuno gomes during Euro 2000 I am straight, but he is the only man I have ever found attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I googled him.Did you like his nice shiny long hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Yeah something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I had a crush on nuno gomes during Euro 2000 I am straight, but he is the only man I have ever found attractive. Here you go. First put this on and then... ... ... ... ENJOY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When do we get to see pics of the Morpheus Milf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When do we get to see pics of the Morpheus Milf? Do they still publish Fiesta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When do we get to see pics of the Morpheus Milf? Ailf, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2013 When do we get to see pics of the Morpheus Milf? Ailf, surely? ahlf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 When do we get to see pics of the Morpheus Milf? Ailf, surely? No she isn't, and don't call me Shirley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted May 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted May 7, 2013 ????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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